Because Bossy’s new Husband is a girl.
She’s Rachel Maddow, but you can call her That Smartie Who Smacks-Down The Conservatives On MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann.
Originally from California, Bossy’s new husband Rachel Maddow was a Rhodes Scholar who earned her political science doctorate from Oxford, even if she does look a little like Mary Lou Retton.
Rachel Maddow currently has her own radio show on Air America, and that radio show is called The Rachel Maddow Show, most likely because the title Bossy’s New Husband Rachel Maddow’s Show was already taken.
Things Bossy loves about her new husband Rachel Maddow:
- Rachel Maddow describes Republican Representative Mark Foley as The Topmost Meatball on a Big Pile of Republican Sex Scandal Spaghetti.
- Rachel Maddow rocks the Buddy Holly frames:
- Rachel Maddow thinks most Republican Candidates are from Wing Nutty Wing-Nut-Ville.
In fact, the only thing Bossy doesn’t love about Rachel Maddow is the fact that Rachel Maddow is already committed to longtime partner Susan Mikula. Which actually means there are three vaginas standing between Bossy and her new husband. And for a straight girl that’s at least two vaginas too many.