Greetings from Election Return Headquarters, where Election Return Headquarters equals Bossy’s sofa.
If you haven’t yet voted, don’t forget to leave yourself plenty of time at the polls. Take along a folding chair. And hats, and gloves, and umbrellas, and sunscreen, and proper photo identification even if you don’t need it. And don’t forget to study the sample ballot before going into the booth and ask questions if you have any.
And don’t forget to visit Bossy in the Betty Ford Clinic, because surely she will need their services after tonight.