November 16, 2012

Explain This Good For Nothingness

Earlier this month Bossy went to her local grocery co-op for sandwich bags and walked out with these:


Bossy failed to notice the fine print on the Ziplock box, which states the product contains snack bags, perfect for 100-calorie snacks!


Here is Bossy’s list of ten things that will fit in this bag according to the 100-calorie guideline:

  1. One oreo cookie
  2. 1/2 cup of slow-churned ice cream
  3. 1/3 cup of edamame
  4. One slice of low-fat cheese and three crumbled whole grain crackers
  5. 14 almonds
  6. 6 wholegrain pretzel rods, cut into quarters
  7. 1/3 cup of nonfat yogurt, 2/3 cup blueberries. Squish
  8. 8 baby carrots and 2 tablespoons of hummus
  9. 20 pistachios
  10. 1 cup of tomato soup

And here is a list of things Bossy wanted to store in these bags, with no luck:

  • Bossy’s daughter’s sandwich
  • Bossy’s daughter’s potato chips
  • Half a lemon
  • Three leftover chicken thighs
  • One bunch of dill
  • Anything

So Bossy did what any practical person would do in this good for nothing situation. She photoshopped her baggies to the proper size:


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