If you’re going to jump the White House fence – like 44-year-old Roger Witmer attempted this past Sunday – don’t do so while holding plastic Safeway bags. Boy did he arouse suspicion. The Emergency Response Team guy – dressed like an Emergency Response Bee Keeper – searched through the plastic bags for explosives but none were found. Instead the Emergency Response Team guy probably found some pumpernickel bread and a quarter pound of sliced Swiss. Either that or a wet bathing suit. I sort of think the Emergency Response Team guy probably wouldn’t have bothered with his Bee Keeper suit if Mr. Roger Witmer had been carrying a Crate & Barrel shopping bag or a Martha’s Vineyard tote.