Meet Jackie Warner. She’s owns this and stars in Bravo’s reality show Work Out. In the time it takes the average woman to gain eleven pounds eating Convenience Store breakfast foods wrapped in microwaved foil, Jackie designed her own line of workout clothes, launched a fat camp, and converted at least two heterosexual women although Jackie herself would rather grow cellulite than screw a man.
All this launching and converting builds quite the appetite. Which is why Jackie begins each day with a Protein Shake. The recipe for Jackie Warner’s Protein Shake is sold on eBay but because Bossy adores her
readers reader she is going to give it to you for for free. All you need is $56 to buy the crap ingredients
First you take 1 scoop of Mega Green Powder.
Add 1 serving of Whey Protein Powder
1 tablespoon of Flaxseed Oil
1 tablespoon of Liquid Amino Acid
2 cups of Organic Mixed Berries (fresh or frozen)
1 cup of Ice.
Anyway. Blend well, pour, own, star, design, launch, and convert.