Looks like the stage setting for some kind of shot-on-a-shoe-string, red neck-produced porno flick. Only with mannequin’s because June Bug and Bubba Joe couldn’t get their cousins to cooperate.
So is that how you’re supposed to wear it? Because I’m thinking I’m going to go put on a second pair of pants — just looking at that is making me feel exposed.
I feel that a bluer shade of red would be more flattering to her skin tone. Clearly, whoever her hetero male stylist is, he doesn’t know her personal color palette.
Dawn says
June 18, 2007 at 8:40 amlol
wow… I want to buy two of dem
whatever dem might be…I think
Mary Alice says
June 18, 2007 at 9:08 amBlaaahhaaaahaa. WTF?
Assertagirl says
June 18, 2007 at 9:11 amhahah I think she’s holding the price tag lovingly in that cold-as-death hand.
maggie says
June 18, 2007 at 9:46 amJust what is for sale there?
moi says
June 18, 2007 at 10:09 amLooks like the stage setting for some kind of shot-on-a-shoe-string, red neck-produced porno flick. Only with mannequin’s because June Bug and Bubba Joe couldn’t get their cousins to cooperate.
stella says
June 18, 2007 at 10:58 amLooks like Mandy Moore to me.
And that is the remote for the vertical blinds. uh duh!
They could at least have given her a camel toe for christ sakes!!!
Erin says
June 18, 2007 at 11:11 amI actually own a mannequin (don’t ask)- It’s a bitch to dress those things!!!!!!
eatthefries says
June 18, 2007 at 11:11 amIt’s Monica Lewinsky!
Gina says
June 18, 2007 at 11:29 amLOL!! Does that mean you’re not getting it?
orangeblossoms says
June 18, 2007 at 11:44 amPerhaps there should be a pants regulation on Ebay. You know, like everybody should wear them– even the fake people.
At least her lips and nails match.
vuboq says
June 18, 2007 at 11:57 amvuboq had to avert his eyes lest he suffer retinal damage.
Ava says
June 18, 2007 at 12:12 pmI think the mannequin looks strikingly similar to Phoebe Cates.
At least put some undies or a skirt on the poor girl. Her lack of genitalia is scaring me.
maggie says
June 18, 2007 at 12:45 pmSo is that how you’re supposed to wear it? Because I’m thinking I’m going to go put on a second pair of pants — just looking at that is making me feel exposed.
amanda says
June 18, 2007 at 12:56 pmShe reminds me of a special I once saw on Asian women that disguise themselves as men for trysts in clubs…
Oh, The Joys says
June 18, 2007 at 1:11 pmBOSSY! I can’t believe you’re showing your vajayjay on the internet!
Phoenix says
June 18, 2007 at 1:16 pmAre you sure you’re not selling um…that?
nutmeg says
June 18, 2007 at 2:36 pmI think Bossy should change the name of her site to Iamfunnyasallshit. It’s not like you ordered me to buy the thing, right?
metalmom says
June 18, 2007 at 2:47 pmWhere is the genitally deprived Ken when he is finally needed??
lady macleod says
June 18, 2007 at 3:08 pmMy eyes! My eyes!
Adorable Girlfriend says
June 18, 2007 at 8:16 pmI’d like to know more about her wig, personally.
Her Bad Mother says
June 18, 2007 at 11:32 pmThat’s a mannequin dildo.
Ms Robinson says
June 19, 2007 at 3:38 amIt’s an ad for one of those dodgy tailors you find next to a whorehouse in Bangkok.
tica says
June 19, 2007 at 6:34 amThank God! At first I thought you were showing something you wanted to buy!
tica says
June 19, 2007 at 6:35 amps
It does look like Mandy Moore
karrie says
June 19, 2007 at 10:07 amI think it might actually be one of the new iPhones that you are so very fond of. 🙂
Mr Farty says
June 19, 2007 at 3:01 pmHasn’t Kelly Osborne lost a lot of weight?
surcie says
June 19, 2007 at 3:14 pmI feel that a bluer shade of red would be more flattering to her skin tone. Clearly, whoever her hetero male stylist is, he doesn’t know her personal color palette.
Maria P. says
June 19, 2007 at 3:18 pmLOL! Awesome.
Rita says
June 19, 2007 at 3:55 pmIt appears as though she has a prosthetic leg on her left leg. Is it possible for a mannequin to have prosthetics?
girlplease says
June 19, 2007 at 9:29 pmnow with kung fu grip cootchie. wtf?!
Catherine says
June 19, 2007 at 11:07 pmI am so LOLing. Thanks for another great laugh.