To Meme or not to Meme — that is the question.
‘Tis it noble to spew facts in an online confession?
Or take arms against pork? Or suffer what’s in a handbag?
And ay—here’s the rub—it begins with a Tag.
Do you care that Bossy has varicose veins?
Or tells her husband she composts while ditching fruit down the drain?
If you must know she’s a yeller, who chews her toothbrush to bits,
And jogs three miles a day if the weather permits.
Also: Bossy can’t blog unless she’s wearing her bra:
She can’t think without one — blah blah priggish blah.
Bossy’s five-foot-eleven and takes one heart pill a day
And she highlights her hair to cover new grey.
Bossy lost two dear friends who were funny as get out
Johnny Sacks and Ileen – consider this your Meme shout-out
These friends whisper to Bossy while she is writing
(And they sit on her shoulders to make her humor more biting.)
Every night Bossy falls asleep watching TV.
To sleep: perchance to dream she is napping, you see.
If sleep were like Med School, Bossy’d have her M.D.
Because there’s little that Bossy enjoys like good Zs.
Unless someone brings up the subject of wine
About this she’s not picky… Thunderbird — oh that’s fine…
Of course Bossy is poor and on the Oprah Debt Diet
She’s not one to save so she thought that she’d try it.
Anyway: Bossy’s not certain how many Meme facts she shared
Thankfully for the most part her
fans fan she spared
‘Cause when someday Bossy shuffles off this mortal coil
She’ll know most of her Meme Dirty Laundry’s left soiled.
slouching mom saysJune 22, 2007 at 5:52 am
What to say except Bossy’s as funny as ever,
She has totally rocked this meme endeavor.
Nancy saysJune 22, 2007 at 8:36 am
Bossy responded like no other I’ve seen,
I’d like to proclaim her the new meme Queen!
Assertagirl saysJune 22, 2007 at 8:55 am
In Canada though, her “zeees” are “zeds”. ha
TLB saysJune 22, 2007 at 9:07 am
This is the best meme evah.
nutmeg saysJune 22, 2007 at 1:15 pm
TMC – Awesome band!
Brando saysJune 22, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Nothing gives you Z’s like Thunderbird.
Jennifer saysJune 22, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Great job making a meme this fun to read!
Seattle Mamacita saysJune 22, 2007 at 5:56 pm
good meme now i don’t have to tag you for this one 🙂 btw i’m a compost cheater some days too and just got busted for it.
shayera saysJune 22, 2007 at 6:30 pm
All the rest of the memes are going to be jealous that they didn’t get sent to Bossy.
Bossy brings the meme like no one else ever could!
surcie saysJune 22, 2007 at 9:42 pm
Bossy rocks the meme!
soNOTcool saysJune 22, 2007 at 10:19 pm
Using “mortal coil” earns you extra credit.
soNOTcool saysJune 22, 2007 at 10:19 pm
Oh, and you even said THIS mortal coil. A+
AbsolutelyBananas saysJune 23, 2007 at 1:27 am
very very impressive!
Dawn saysJune 23, 2007 at 10:15 am
You’re WAY too good at this LOL
Hayes saysJune 23, 2007 at 10:32 am
Nice… I love me some z’s as well! I would have to agree with others that you have taken this a step further than others!
Phoenix saysJune 23, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Yeah, okay you win the Meme award for the year. Just freaking brilliant.
Heather saysJune 23, 2007 at 10:59 pm
That was awesome.
mountain mama saysJune 23, 2007 at 11:17 pm
I BOW to the Master Of Memes!
lady macleod saysJune 24, 2007 at 8:10 am
good stuff, and well said!
Queen Heather saysJune 24, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Ahhhh, memes. Just another way to fart around. Great fartin’ Bossy!
maggie saysJune 24, 2007 at 9:42 pm
Oh Bossy, dear Bossy. I bow down before you, oh Poetress of Blogland.
FENICLE saysJune 25, 2007 at 12:50 am
I find myself liking to read the Meme’s….but not so much wanting to do them. WHY is that??
Even though they are typically quick & easy for bloggers block.
zed saysJune 25, 2007 at 12:45 pm
not bad at all, bossy. zoe likes your meme very much.
Her Bad Mother saysJune 25, 2007 at 11:55 pm
Bossy is a poet
And she does know it
Her Bad Mother is nott
So good thing she’s hott
Adorable Girlfriend saysJune 29, 2007 at 12:44 am
This is why yet again, we are all jealous of your mad blogging skillz.
sparx saysJuly 3, 2007 at 9:53 am
argh, ok ok you’re way, way good.
Phoenix saysOctober 12, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Holy crap woman. Ok, I’ll say you did it. Cheat. 🙂