Last January Prince Charles and the Duchess of
Cornball Cornwall traveled to Philadelphia to promote youth development, urban renewal, and environmental stewardship. Which makes perfect sense because Bossy always thinks of Philadelphia when she thinks of these things.
In the first of several scheduled appearances, the Royal couple listened while a Park Ranger explained the history of the Liberty Bell and its significance as a symbol of Independence. In a rather embarrassing moment Camilla Parker Bowles Windsor reached out and cracked it.
Then it was on to West Philadelphia where the couple met with members of the city’s prestigious Mural Arts Program – and where Prince Charles spilled a glass of milk on the portrait of Dr. Martin Luther King. Oops!
A reception at the Constitution Center followed, where the couple walked among the life-size statues of those present during the signing of the United States Constitution. Unable to read the accompanying placards, Camilla filched James Madison’s glasses.
And finally a stop in Fairmount Park, where the Royals bolted up the Art Museum steps and took turns punching each other in the solar plexus.
Camilla Parker Bowles Windsor Shan’t Be Attending Princess Diana’s Memorial Later This Week.
The Domestic Goddess saysAugust 27, 2007 at 8:13 am
Good! She shouldn’t go. Flippin’ marriage wrecker…
Nilsa S. saysAugust 27, 2007 at 8:45 am
Bossy, will you please apply for the should-be-open anchor position on the CBS Evening News? If you were reporting/anchoring/calling the shots, I would be glued every night!
super des saysAugust 27, 2007 at 9:13 am
I would like to see them go all Rocky-style. Which one is Mr. T?
JenM saysAugust 27, 2007 at 9:50 am
You have some talent, woman. Next time I’m in PA I’m buying Photo Shop and making you give me a tutorial. I’ll buy the coffee. Now to find a reason to get to PA!
joeinvegas saysAugust 27, 2007 at 11:05 am
Will you be accompanying Charles in her place?
heather white saysAugust 27, 2007 at 11:41 am
regardless of whether she wrecked that marriage, going to the memorial would be extremely inappropriate. oh, dear buddah, they are an unactractive couple. i shudder to think of them breeding.
Audubon Ron saysAugust 27, 2007 at 12:48 pm
The Royals – Yawn!
The Queen – A guy dressed up like a girl on Bourbon Street
The Princess – A spoiled rotten little girl whom daddy loves anyway
The Prince – A skinny little black guy who plays guitar and sings
The Bossy – Too cool, way too cool
Biddy saysAugust 27, 2007 at 1:01 pm
they are beyond fugly i mean, really….how’s he gonna go for that when he had the beautiful Diana (who died on Biddy’s 13th birthday)? ick…
Bossy, you rock my world…
flutter saysAugust 27, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Cowmilla is icky. Her marriage hat looked like a pidgeon I whacked with my car one time.
Howard saysAugust 27, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Bossy, did you find it rich that we were explaining the meaning of the Liberty Bell to those we wanted liberty from?
Miss Wisabus saysAugust 27, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Sounds a bit like my trip there in May.
moi saysAugust 27, 2007 at 2:11 pm
All that moohla and the woman can’t buy herself even the teensiest bit of fashion sense? The dress is maternity wear gone horribly wrong for sure, and that coat thingy looks like it’s rimmed with – what? – some kind of freakishly long chinchilla tail? Shudder.
qt saysAugust 27, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Is she wearing a bathrobe?
Oh, The Joys saysAugust 27, 2007 at 4:00 pm
The bell and bossy are both cracked. Heh.
Nancy saysAugust 27, 2007 at 4:14 pm
::: scratching head :::
I never understood that whole “affair” … she must give good Monica is all I can think.
Mrs. Chicken saysAugust 27, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Princess Diana is dead? You could knock me over with a feather.
Brando saysAugust 28, 2007 at 10:16 am
The milk zinger really cracked me up. Hilarious as always.
Random Thinker saysAugust 28, 2007 at 10:20 am
They do look like a matched set, don’t they?
Rebecca saysAugust 28, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Good lord, what is the Duchess of Cornball wearing?
Her Grace saysAugust 28, 2007 at 9:07 pm
Those wacky royals!
carra saysAugust 29, 2007 at 9:07 am
I loved your story about Charles and Gorilla. Will be back of course! I am adding you to my blogroll! Hope it’s OK with you…
Chris saysAugust 29, 2007 at 10:52 am
Humorous account of the Royals visit.
Girl-Fren saysSeptember 1, 2007 at 9:52 am
YOU think YOU’RE BOSSY. HA. Greetings from the Boss of the Golden West, complete with cowgirl fringe.
Let’s do get to the important stuff, is that husband-boinging slut Camilla Parker-Ass-Anywhere-She-Wants pregnant. Gitta look at that belly in the Philadelphia story. That’s preggers. God help us.
PS: Love your kitchen. Nicer than mine. More convenient, as well.