Hello everyone and welcome to New York Fashion Week. Today we feature an exciting new designer who goes by the name Anorexia. She’s been a part of the fashion industry for decades but has experienced an exciting rise in popularity over the last few years. Frankly Anorexia’s all the rage.
So sit back and enjoy her latest efforts: The Holocaust Collection.
First up is this sexy bathing suit made of woven hair and spliced molars.
Next we have the bed sheet wrap and – cute shoes! What a clever repurposing of rope tether, Anorexia – brava!
Next is this little number for the boudoir. The silky fabric will make you slip right off your barrack bunk!
And here we have the chic umbrella dress. The perfect ensemble to accompany you into the showers. Oops – that’s not water coming out of those pipes! Lighten up, folks. Just a little New York Fashion Week humor.
Next up is our flirty cocktail dress. This is the length this year, you fashionistas! Not quite a mini, but short enough to show off your hobbled knees.
And last but not least we have this cute little jumper accentuated with
hand-stitched silver fillings.
Sir? Can you sit down in front, sir? I assure you the model will be fine. In fact she just whispered to the stage crew, “I’m so hungry I could eat half a sandwich!”