Let’s face it – we all have the same problem: the selection of Halloween Costumes for Baby Dolls is just too limited. Amoeba Proteus, Electric Butterfly Valve – who hasn’t purchased one of these unimaginative Halloween costumes for their doll?
And the price! Last year’s Hazardous Waste Management costume cost $2,154 and it chafed the doll’s knees! And the Halloween Costumes for Baby Dolls’ Customer Service Department? Forgetaboutit. They argue consumer negligence when the doll goes all glassy-eyed after wearing their defective Polycarbonate Impact Goggles. Consumer! Negligence!
Well, enough.
Last year Bossy’s daughter responded to your collective outcries with her 2007 line of Halloween Costumes for Baby Dolls entitled, Lord Hoping These Pay For My Upcoming Orthodontia.
First up is Molly, and as you can see she is A Devil:
Next is Jane. See Jane sit with a slack-jawed expression. That’s because Jane is A Cheerleader!
Which brings us to Rosie:
And last but never least, Poohie:
Don’t delay— own one of these costumes today for just seventy-three easy installments of $389.91. Uniform Shipping Rates. Uniformly expensive.
Cece says
October 16, 2007 at 11:21 amUgh, don’t remind me. Guess where we are going after dinner tonight? Heading over to Kmart to costume shop. Wish me luck.
Laura says
October 16, 2007 at 11:24 amBossy-couldn’t you just whip up a Doocie-Doo costume for Rosie-that would be too funny-LOL! Cece,I feel your pain-I dread this crap……….
PunditMom says
October 16, 2007 at 11:25 amThose are some SCARY dolls! I hope they’re not comin’ near my neighborhood!
All Adither says
October 16, 2007 at 11:25 amDo you make corresponding costumes in adult sizes? The cheerleader in a 12 please. And I’m wearing it everyday.
(Are you kidding, these aren’t just for halloween!)
Howard says
October 16, 2007 at 11:33 amRosie scares me. She’s like a KKK terrorist.
Nilsa S. says
October 16, 2007 at 11:41 amWhen will your line of dog costumes come out? I don’t have baby dolls to decorate, but my dog is aching for some new duds.
Meg says
October 16, 2007 at 11:49 amIs this what girls do? I wouldn’t know; I have boys, all boys.
Will Bossy be hand-crafting a costume for said daughter? Surely that would be fodder for an upcoming Bossy Tutorial…
soNOTcool says
October 16, 2007 at 11:54 amOh, Bossy. You know how you have these posts, “So and so asks Bossy what should this do about that?” I have a question!
Bossy, you should do a post on what are the proper measures to take when you find out that someone has obtained your credit card information and is trying to order a new laptop on your card?!?!?!?!
When the fraud department called, I was so slack-jawed that my chin nearly hit the floor. Only, after I got off the phone, did I think of ten million questions to ask the lady from HP who was saving me $1000 plus unknown amounts of grief.
Now, I’m all “what should I do next?” (besides cancelling my card).
P.S. I am scared of all dolls. Period. Dolls and clowns.
meleah rebeccah says
October 16, 2007 at 11:57 amdisturbing, and yet so very funny
Mrs. G. says
October 16, 2007 at 12:03 pmIs this what you do when you are away from the computer? bossy, you scare me.
stella says
October 16, 2007 at 12:20 pmyou are a very sick woman.
Moi says
October 16, 2007 at 12:22 pmGenius. I must tell my own girls they have to make their doll costumes. Otherwise Halloween will be ruined, right?
Laurie Foolery says
October 16, 2007 at 12:40 pmSee, I KNEW I’d find something to do with the $28,463.00 I jacked from soNOTcool’s credit card. I am a bit short, however — spot me 43 cents? Thanks in advance,
Laurie
Queeny says
October 16, 2007 at 12:46 pmThanks Bossy. I’m sure to have nightmares now.
Shayera says
October 16, 2007 at 12:52 pmIs it possible Rosie is actually supposed to be a ghost?
My costume came today! I’m so excited. And have absolutely no reason to actually wear it. Whatever. As if that’s ever stopped me.
Lori says
October 16, 2007 at 1:02 pmI’ll take the cross between a ghost and the KKK that one’s hot!
Avitable says
October 16, 2007 at 1:04 pmThis is going to seriously hamper the success of my own line of Avitable Baby Doll Costumes.
Jennifer says
October 16, 2007 at 1:36 pmThanks for the reminder. I’ll make my order right now!
Oh, The Joys says
October 16, 2007 at 1:53 pmNow those are some MAD entrepreneurial skillz!
Desiree says
October 16, 2007 at 2:10 pmI’ll take 3 of the KKK doll outfits please. Send it to my headquarters:
666
Devil Worship Ave
Hell, N.C. 66699
madmad says
October 16, 2007 at 2:14 pmOh, bonus! The costumes aren’t made in China, AND I don’t have to leave home to get them!
Leaf, probably... says
October 16, 2007 at 2:53 pmRosie is the scariest thing I’ve seen today, so clearly the costume works.
Criquette says
October 16, 2007 at 3:16 pmJane’s feet may say “go team go” but she has a lot to learn about “cheer hands”.
blackbird says
October 16, 2007 at 3:55 pmum, I’d like to purchase Rosie AND her costume.
I’m going to put her on the front porch so she scares the CRAP out of people.
Teryn says
October 16, 2007 at 5:08 pmThis time of year I always start to wish I’d never alerted my children to the existence of Halloween.
Noelle says
October 16, 2007 at 5:24 pmNot slutty enough for a proper Halloween costume, I think.
flutter says
October 16, 2007 at 5:54 pm*snort*
mary says
October 16, 2007 at 6:21 pmWhoo hoo! (or boo hoo?)I can’t tell which one I like the best…
All I can say is: I’m glad my young’un is grown and I have cats. They’re too ornery for dress up. I’ve tried…
Mr Farty says
October 16, 2007 at 6:45 pmRosie scares the shit out of Mr Farty.
I’ll take a dozen.
Manic Mommy says
October 16, 2007 at 8:14 pmNo one’s placed an order for Devil Molly with the goatee. I’m a sucker for a hard luck case so I’ll take four.
Whit says
October 16, 2007 at 8:19 pmMy 4-year-old thinks he’s Martha Stewart and plans to make costumes for the family. I’m sure he’d whip up something for you and the dolls if you like.
Mr. Fabulous says
October 16, 2007 at 8:26 pmHow did you know I had the same problem? Get out of my head!
Brando says
October 16, 2007 at 8:37 pmMove over, Clown from Poltergeist, Rosy is the new Nightmare Queen for me!
Heather B. says
October 17, 2007 at 8:26 amI’m not terrified by any of them because none of them are clowns. So bring it, Rosie.
erin says
October 17, 2007 at 9:49 amI’d hate to see what Bossy’s daughter does to her Barbie dolls;)
cate says
October 17, 2007 at 1:20 pmBossy’s daughter has a SERIOUS imagination! wow!
Doug says
October 18, 2007 at 2:47 pmUnder no circumstances should you google “adult Halloween costumes”….unless you want the IT police after you.
Anita says
October 18, 2007 at 9:50 pmNow those are some hot outfits! I particularly like the ghost
Secret Agent Mama says
October 19, 2007 at 8:33 amThe ghost one scares the crap outta me!!
lora says
October 22, 2009 at 10:00 amI thought it would be campy and adorable to buy a sheet and cut out two holes and go as a ghost last year. So I did.
It’s very hard to find cheap white bedsheets, by the way.
Anyway, it turned out to be about as creepy as that doll and more than a little bit klanny