As you can imagine, Bossy has been busy preparing for her Excellent Road Trip. And this is her regime:
Organize names and addresses into a streamlined database.Watch America’s Next Top Model marathon.
Plan the exact route including daily mileage.Melt white chocolate in a saucepan and scrape away burnt yellow bits.
Contact centrally located Bloggers and arrange events in major cities.Nap. Mmmm. Couch.
Eat only low-salt broths and citrus.Consider a third order of Chinese Spare Ribs.
No alcohol. I am boozy.
Jog three miles regularly.Tabulate number of calories one burns adjusting the pillow under one’s legs.
In addition to the above list, Bossy has been off garnering financial support and she has this exciting announcement to make about her Corporate Sponsors:
She is still awaiting an announcement about Corporate Sponsors!
But Bossy doesn’t mind hashing out the final details of her Corporate Sponsorship because she is focused, like a high beam. On a concrete barrier. That is coming toward her. Fast.
But it’s all good because currently Bossy has the constitution and acuity to handle this situation and more. Why, just this morning Bossy’s husband pointed out Bossy’s current biorhythm because some of you may remember Bossy’s husband has this dirty little secret:
For these reasons and more, Bossy thinks today is perfect for A Very Bossy Contest and here it is:
Can you guess the following snack that Bossy prepared for the Super Bowl? Hint: you smear it on crackers:
Here are the rules: Bossy’s friend Amy: forget about entering.
The rest of you: take your best guess—Bossy isn’t looking for ingredients, she’s looking for the name of the spread—which also describes what’s in the spread, so. Yeah. If more than one of you guesses correctly, Bossy will draw the winning name from a hat. The hat she uses to cover the hair that was butchered ten days ago—and if no one guesses correctly, Bossy will put all of your names in the hat. Because Bossy
is generous needs to lighten her load.
The prize? Something from Bossy’s Basement of course: these romantic floating Valentine candles. Because romantic? Eh.
And now for the smelly socks: Bossy has decided to become the Cruise Director of her very own blog. And in that role here are a few upcoming activities on the Leto deck this week:
- Bossy will be holding another exciting contest. Any day now. Any minute really. And this time the prize will be awesome, because it will be from anyone? Anyone? Bossy’s basement.
- Bossy is planning a Tutorial about painting. She’s planning it, she’s not writing it. But still: see how fun this Cruise Director thing is?
- Bossy wants to tell you all about how she went back to the salon this past weekend to get her hair “fixed”. Bossy is using quotation marks. Around the word Fixed. Don’t miss!
- And finally Bossy wants to tell the story about how she went out to dinner on Saturday night with friends and did something she hasn’t done since she was in a sorority. Wait, Bossy was never in a sorority. Ah ha! See how special this thing was she did this past weekend?
So stay tuned, and don’t forget to render your best spread. Er, guess. Good luck!