Hi. I’m Fidel Castro.
And I know what you’ve been saying—you think I actually died following my 2006 surgery for Intestinal Bleeding. Muerto! Ah, but I didn’t. Es un rumor. No es verdad.
After all, if I died would I be able to walk? Like this? Can’t you see me walking? Down the streets of Havana? See me swing my fuerte arms?
Still unsure? Well here I am walking down the same street just yesterday:
And I ask you – could a dead man sit and read today’s Cuban newspaper? Huh?
Just because it takes an 82-year-old caballero just a little longer to get out of bed in the morning. ¡Dios Mío!