A few weeks ago Bossy celebrated her birthday, where celebrated equals painting the underside of greasy kitchen cabinets and then falling asleep watching Elizabeth: The Golden Age.
So now Bossy is a year older and
readers reader? Bossy embraces her advancing age like she embraces the reading glasses she must now wear to cut her fingernails, like she embraces knowing that grey hairs aren’t just grey but an unholy texture like something you’d expect to find growing out of a chin in the general vicinity of Quasimodo’s face.
The one highlight of Bossy’s recent birthday was a wrapped present she found propped on her front porch—kind of like a baby left on a doorstep except no basket and no baby.
Bossy couldn’t wait to see what the package contained and so she ripped it open and found this: a delightful bamboo olive boat.
Cute, right? And totally useful in Bossy’s house where olives have been designated a food group.
So the next thing Bossy did was open the attached birthday card to see who gave her this fine gift, and this is what she saw:
Which is funny because Bossy doesn’t usually exchange presents with Mdkjdjr9e90e.
Help! Bossy has no idea who signed this birthday card and gave her the Olive Caddy, and therefore she can’t even thank Mmgkkr9900e who apparently signed the birthday card while running a red light and finishing a bottle of Smirnoff.
Here’s the contest: please tell Bossy what in hay that card says. A prize will be awarded to the person whose guess is the most logical. If more than one person guesses correctly, Bossy will pick the winner from a hat—the hat she wears to cover the grey that frames her new reading glasses.
The prize? This delightful gift from
Tiffany’s Bossy’s Basement:
It’s your very own porcelain Olive Dish, which is Microwave Safe for those times you crave Steamed Olives.
Enter now! Good luck!