Bossy doesn’t actually have a 76-year-old brother named Raul. Fidel Castro does. But if Bossy did have a 76-year-old brother Raul, she would insist he take over as
President of Cuba contest official because readers reader?
Have you ever tried to write over 150 contestant names on microscopic scraps of paper that you ripped with your very own
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome hand?
Before Bossy announces the winner, let’s take a look at some of the guesses. As you may remember, a wrapped birthday present was left on Bossy’s front porch with the following card attached:
The contest was to please oh gah decipher whose name was signed on the bottom of the birthday card so Bossy could
sleep at night thank her generous friend. And you dear readers reader were up to the task—once again proving how much Bossy needs you on Her Team. Especially if The Game is combining letters in wholly ridiculous ways.
You guessed the signature belonged to Martha. Or Marsha. Or Mulva or Delores. Or Nolla, Bella, Molly, Modla, Nana, Mufasa, Mona, Medusa, Noodla, Marla, or George Clooney. Also popular were Magda, Moss, Nosla, Mesea, Nicola, Nelda, Moesha, Missoula, Modo, Barack O’Boyfriend, and the ever popular Molive.
There was also Marla, Melissa, Molla, Nalla, and Jimmy Hoffa. Mina, Maia, Nesla, Maho, Holla, Molli, Volla, Nasa, Maflo, and Adam Heath Avitable.
Or how about Motha, Mama, Stella, Mafia, Mosea, M. Osla, Nefla, Mazola, Mollaxo, Nolsa, Ursala, Melba, Leosa, Uosra, Lunsa, and Constance. And John Cusack. And Mepea.
By far the most popular entry guess was Mosla. And the ending would be so happy if Bossy only knew a Mosla. But because she doesn’t know a Mosla—or a Mafla or a Nosla or even a Mogula—Bossy decided to throw all 155 contestant names into a hat:
Next Bossy selected a name from her hat:
Congratulations Jaueoooo! Oh. Bossy supposes she needs to put on her reading glasses.