Memorial Day always reminds Bossy that it’s time to make summer vacation plans for the family. She’s thinking about renting a casa in Mexico or a villa in Tuscany or perhaps a shack at the shore.
She’s thinking about renting these things, but unfortunately a little obstacle stands in between thought and action—a little obstacle Bossy likes to call money.
In exactly ten words, can you describe the ideal summer holiday you can’t afford?
vuboq says
May 27, 2008 at 10:44 amsun. sand. blue water. fruity tropical drinks. cute cabana boys.
Linda says
May 27, 2008 at 10:45 amSummer long cabin seclusion; must make do with one week.
Thanks for bringing the funny – I spent the weekend blog hopping and fell head over heels for you.
BOSSY says
May 27, 2008 at 10:46 amRoom service. And Bossy still has a few words left…
paola says
May 27, 2008 at 10:46 amsailing in the Mediterranean for the whole summer without worries
Ariel says
May 27, 2008 at 10:46 amBeautiful Italian Villa, Good Food, Fine Wine, Lovely Ocean View.
Nance says
May 27, 2008 at 10:47 amAnything involving the euro. Anything involving the euro. Or dollars.
Vanessa says
May 27, 2008 at 10:50 amAn apartment in Paris.
feener says
May 27, 2008 at 10:53 ambeach with kids playing nicely and us relaxing and happy
Hallie says
May 27, 2008 at 10:54 amHawaii with hubby, ALL summer, sun, sand, drinks, food, NAKED!!
Hallie
http://wonderfulworldofweiners.blogspot.com/
April says
May 27, 2008 at 10:56 amBeachside with cabana boy serving drinks and no Wiggles videos
superblondgirl says
May 27, 2008 at 10:58 amBack to Ocracoke, by plane this time, with free drinks.
Teri says
May 27, 2008 at 10:59 amLanikai beach, a maitai, some pineapple and all my boys.
TanyaK says
May 27, 2008 at 11:01 amCan’t go anywhere more than one tank of gas away.
Bah says
May 27, 2008 at 11:04 amMexican beaches and tiny little umbrellas in my blended drinks.
Sheryl says
May 27, 2008 at 11:04 amSpain, beach,drinks, mucho euro, pefect figure, no kids.
junebug says
May 27, 2008 at 11:05 amFirst I must say that I am considering a shack on the shores of Myrtle beach but here is my dream vacation:
England, France, Switzerland, Germany, Italy, Croatia, Ireland, Scotland, and Holland.
All Adither says
May 27, 2008 at 11:07 amFull time babysitters. Full time babysitters. Full time babysitters. Yeah.
Amy says
May 27, 2008 at 11:08 amI won cash on Rocks in my Dryer. We’re going!
Amy @ http://prettybabies.blogspot.com
MommyTime says
May 27, 2008 at 11:08 amHawaiian beaches, snorkeling, kayaking, seafood, romantic nights, and a nanny
meribon says
May 27, 2008 at 11:11 amDepart from Australia aboard the Rodney Fox cage diving tour
Lauren says
May 27, 2008 at 11:11 amPermanent vacation at Mexican beach paradise building my new home.
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
May 27, 2008 at 11:12 amI’d like a cruise around the world that lasts forever.
Amy says
May 27, 2008 at 11:13 amAn 8-day horseback riding tour in Iceland – the Fjallaback Tour.
http://www.ridingtours.com/horseback-riding/iceland-fjallabak.cfm
Patrick says
May 27, 2008 at 11:13 amThree months without work and without dealing with a boss.
Cathy Dee says
May 27, 2008 at 11:14 amNo worries, no problems, just sunshine, sand, a good book.
Grandma J says
May 27, 2008 at 11:17 amA Scandinavian cruise, so I’m settling for an Alaskan cruise.
**Come on Bossy, I have my own cabin.
biddy says
May 27, 2008 at 11:17 amitaly, australia, new zealand, lots of alcohol and very sexy men
kristina says
May 27, 2008 at 11:18 amA place where laundry and dirty dishes do not exist!
aj says
May 27, 2008 at 11:21 amCabin in woods on lake where there are no alligators.
The Modern Gal says
May 27, 2008 at 11:24 amAround the world in 80 days, and then around again.
carolyn says
May 27, 2008 at 11:24 amThe south of France. live-in nanny. poolside drinks. ocean views.
liz says
May 27, 2008 at 11:25 amunfortunately, i can’t afford ANY summer holiday!
MamaMo says
May 27, 2008 at 11:28 amAny place. Big house. Family & friends. Husband off work. FOOD!!
Jillian says
May 27, 2008 at 11:31 amAs a permanent fixture under the hands of a masseuse.
amy says
May 27, 2008 at 11:32 amsemi nude paradise beach bottled beer in hand Mykonos Greece
Ms. Karen says
May 27, 2008 at 11:35 amIdeal vacation I can’t afford is one that never ends.
Not June Cleaver says
May 27, 2008 at 11:35 amFive star villa with personal chef on remote tropical island.
Jennifer says
May 27, 2008 at 11:36 amMexican beach, umbrella drink, good book, nap, husband gone fishing. . .
Shelley says
May 27, 2008 at 11:37 amRome with no humidity. Day trips to Pompeii and Capri.
Dawn says
May 27, 2008 at 11:37 amPermanent vacation from miserable job would be best of all.
Avitable says
May 27, 2008 at 11:41 amReversible sex-change operation and week-long visit to a Hawaii beach.
JK says
May 27, 2008 at 11:42 amGreat house on sunny Cape Cod beach;kids not arguing!
Anna Lee says
May 27, 2008 at 11:44 amVilla in Tuscany, South France or Fiji would be great!
b says
May 27, 2008 at 11:45 amNew Zealand, one month, husband, kids, a nanny, mucho money.
Kyddryn says
May 27, 2008 at 11:45 amMartha’s Vineyard, no tourists, empty beach, long, lazy, peaceful days.
Shade and Sweetwater,
K
Madness says
May 27, 2008 at 11:45 amHaul Ass to New Smyrna Beach and stay forever and ever.
Melizzard says
May 27, 2008 at 11:46 amHiring nanny before leaving leaving for Andalusia district of Spain
Janssen says
May 27, 2008 at 11:47 amMonth long European cruise. Unlimited food, amazing ports, sleeping, relaxing.
Madness says
May 27, 2008 at 11:47 amoops 11 .. my bad.
Howard says
May 27, 2008 at 11:48 amIt’s cheaper to paint a mural of a tropical paradise.
Heather says
May 27, 2008 at 11:50 amTacos. Cervesa. Cabo San Lucas. No Money. Backyard will do.
Cindy Z says
May 27, 2008 at 11:51 amA four week cruise to Europe. Youger son and I.
Adorable Girlfriend says
May 27, 2008 at 11:51 amGetting back my boyfriend and being madly deeply in love.
That doesn’t cost money I suppose, just the will to see that you may only get one great love of a lifetime!
Dharmamama says
May 27, 2008 at 11:54 amAnything with other unschooling families – free people playing and BEing
Nora says
May 27, 2008 at 11:54 amCan’t afford anything more than a picnic in our yard.
Jess in MA says
May 27, 2008 at 11:55 amShuffle at leisure through the whole EU with new camera.
mr.lootiatto says
May 27, 2008 at 11:55 amItaly. Wengen. Family.
Food. Dancing. Singing.
New Friends. Romancing.
Divine!
mr.lootiatto says
May 27, 2008 at 11:58 amcan I say this?
Bossys mom is not grandma J. (10 words)
(hi grandma J.)
Stacey Ball says
May 27, 2008 at 11:59 amHaving a cabin at Donner Lake for the ENTIRE summer!
ali says
May 27, 2008 at 12:01 pmHappy kids. Clean cabin. Happy kids. Lottsa food. Happy kids.
The Mom says
May 27, 2008 at 12:01 pmHawaii with Hubby, coppertone tan, volcanoes, drink ourselves silly! Dream.
krg says
May 27, 2008 at 12:02 pmengland ireland scotland, men in kilts, with my whole family
Camille says
May 27, 2008 at 12:03 pmHopping a flight across the Atlantic and sleeping European sleep.
Jami says
May 27, 2008 at 12:09 pmGinormous freakin’ yacht with crew, servants, endless money and time.
Liz says
May 27, 2008 at 12:09 pmfirst class plane tickets, beachfront villa, nanny, cook, and driver
Optimist says
May 27, 2008 at 12:09 pmLondon digs on Hyde Park with butler, chef and driver!
blackbird says
May 27, 2008 at 12:11 pmBack to Positano to see Paola. This time WITH Youngest.
Lisa says
May 27, 2008 at 12:15 pmcome on out Bossy family! Coastal nest will have youforaweek!
corrie says
May 27, 2008 at 12:19 pmAny vacation lasting more than a weekend … anywhere!
Katie says
May 27, 2008 at 12:19 pmTouring Europe with my husband for our tenth wedding anniversary.
mommypie says
May 27, 2008 at 12:23 pmMonth or two in South of France with my daughter.
Sue says
May 27, 2008 at 12:28 pmThat would be anything that involves leaving my little house.
dlyn says
May 27, 2008 at 12:34 pmvilla on a beach
just me and Lar
for miles
Emily R says
May 27, 2008 at 12:34 pmQuit job. Visit family. What can I say? Easy going.
Audubon Ron says
May 27, 2008 at 12:36 pmRe: Your flicr picture
I’d tell you how Hollywood gorgeous you look in that picture but that would get me and way big trouble with my wife and REALLY way big trouble with your husband. Got to watch these little romantic crush thingies on national blogsphere. One never knows when one might run for President, does one.
E says
May 27, 2008 at 12:36 pmStone cottage in the Yorkshire Dales; sheep bleating, rolling hills.
Helen says
May 27, 2008 at 12:46 pmIsland hopping in gorgeous Greece, complete with hot holiday romance
Foolery says
May 27, 2008 at 12:51 pmVilla on water, GREAT kitchen, relaxing summer of family, friends.
Jenn @ Juggling Life says
May 27, 2008 at 12:55 pmEuropean getaway with whole family. Not going to happen soon.
Elly says
May 27, 2008 at 12:58 pmDriving ponies over the snow around the edge of Iceland.
Patricia says
May 27, 2008 at 1:00 pmHiking the world with my son with downtime at home
Danielle says
May 27, 2008 at 1:00 pmOgunquit, Maine, sunbathing, long walks, fried clams, fresh lobster, ocean.
Jacquie says
May 27, 2008 at 1:01 pmCan’t even go somewhere crappy because airfare is so severe.
Liz says
May 27, 2008 at 1:01 pmVacations I can’t afford? That would be all of them.
Bossy's Friend Martha's Sister says
May 27, 2008 at 1:03 pmdriving anywhere…….(dreaming of a Saturn Hybrid to drive cross country)
The Other Laura says
May 27, 2008 at 1:08 pmQuiet Island
must have shade
good food
beach for walking!
Beth from the Funny Farm says
May 27, 2008 at 1:08 pmNude beach; hot men; tropical sands; blue water; sunshine; food.
Rayne of Terror says
May 27, 2008 at 1:09 pmTwo weeks in Vancouver, a honeymoon reprise plus our preschooler.
anne marie in philly says
May 27, 2008 at 1:14 pmno to boston and dave and sean and grumperina, dammit!
Grandma J says
May 27, 2008 at 1:15 pmIf I can’t take Bossy, I’ll take Mr. Lootiato instead.
Victoria says
May 27, 2008 at 1:16 pmAm poor. Can’t afford to go anywhere but right here!
Jodi says
May 27, 2008 at 1:17 pmNo kids/husband. Just me. Peace and QUIET! So wrong.
Jenny says
May 27, 2008 at 1:26 pmThe whole Summer off from work. With pay. Oh yeah.
The Domestic Goddess says
May 27, 2008 at 1:31 pmA trip across the country…Oh wait! We’re doing that!
Nancy says
May 27, 2008 at 1:31 pmSun, sand, scuba, froo-froo drinks, flip-flops, room service.
David says
May 27, 2008 at 1:32 pmBeach house with Brad P, Matthew M, Mario L, Hugh J, Matt D and Patrick D.
manager mom says
May 27, 2008 at 1:34 pmVersace swimsuit. French Riviera. Hot half-naked poolboy; costly divorce.
Kathleen says
May 27, 2008 at 1:35 pmHome to Monterey for my sister’s great food and margaritas!
Laura says
May 27, 2008 at 1:35 pmAnywhere, anything beachfront with maid/butler service and perfect weather!
heart shaped hedges says
May 27, 2008 at 1:40 pmsnorkeling with the warm sun on my back, and buffetts galore.
Tasha says
May 27, 2008 at 1:47 pmBeach with friends, no sadness, plus a money tree. Sunblock.
merrymishaps says
May 27, 2008 at 1:50 pmBeach house with my hubby for the summer, with booze!
(I can afford one week; it will have to do!)
Dara says
May 27, 2008 at 1:56 pmPrivate jet to fly anywhere with friends, family,& nanny.
kristin says
May 27, 2008 at 2:00 pmI’m with Manager Mom. And I cede my remaining words to the floor.
Camellia says
May 27, 2008 at 2:03 pmCorfu: Night, fireflies in olive trees, beach, ocean, dolphins, phospherescence
mommymae says
May 27, 2008 at 2:04 pmfrench polynesia. all the coconut crab i can eat. yum.
Jen says
May 27, 2008 at 2:04 pmCruise to Alaska, guided tour of Japan, juant to Australia.
Cara says
May 27, 2008 at 2:10 pm“Say Yes to Michigan” from June thru September! I wish!!
Cathy says
May 27, 2008 at 2:21 pmA beach house complete with an awesome babysitter and maid!
Caroline says
May 27, 2008 at 2:25 pmBora Bora! Bora Bora! Bora Bora! Bora Bora!
‘Nuff said.
dexter says
May 27, 2008 at 2:25 pmSail the caribbean in a private yacht eating bossys cake
Jen says
May 27, 2008 at 2:26 pmNo “can’t” in planning around world trip we “will” afford.
andrea says
May 27, 2008 at 2:28 pmtrip to each continent. even Antarctica. with husband, of course.
Karen says
May 27, 2008 at 2:40 pmnanny, experienced in special needs kids, accompanies us to beach.
~Sacha says
May 27, 2008 at 2:46 pmAlgonquin park, canoe, man, me, bonfires, tent, stars, naked, swimming, sun.
Liana says
May 27, 2008 at 2:47 pmTraveling all summer- to Europe, India, Africa, Japan…leisurely pace.
chocolatechic says
May 27, 2008 at 2:50 pmSun, sand, servants, French croissants, and every other good thing
Molly says
May 27, 2008 at 3:01 pmHubby’s work too important, can’t take vacation time this year.
Tootsie Farklepants says
May 27, 2008 at 3:09 pmPrivate jet to Lake Como with George Clooney sans clothing.
Mama Bear says
May 27, 2008 at 3:10 pmserene scenes
Adirondack Mountains
warm fires
cool nights
hot waiters
Gretchen says
May 27, 2008 at 3:12 pmJersey Shore (and that’s saying alot – I live near Malibu)!
Raquita says
May 27, 2008 at 3:17 pmfully paid beach resort with whole family and babysitters… tasty…
Raquita says
May 27, 2008 at 3:19 pmBetter yet I would trade the afore mentioned ten words for these ten words..
house that STAYS CLEAN no matter how hard family fights..
is that a vacation?
JennC says
May 27, 2008 at 3:20 pmBeach house; Florida Keys. Me, the dog, and Clive Owen.
margalit says
May 27, 2008 at 3:33 pmHot Sunny Island; beach house with cook, maid, poolboy, car.
Melissa from Pittsburgh says
May 27, 2008 at 3:37 pmLots of sun, warm sand, cool surf, and refreshings drinks.
Candy says
May 27, 2008 at 4:01 pmOne island. George Clooney. Alcohol. Sex. Food. Rinse and repeat.
Maggie says
May 27, 2008 at 4:02 pmlondon london london london london london london london scotland london
chantel says
May 27, 2008 at 4:13 pmBlue Water, Greek Islands, Sail Boat, Ocean Swimming, Mythological Story
Debbie says
May 27, 2008 at 4:15 pmA year in Provence. Or maybe three. Un, deux, trois.
Manic Mommy says
May 27, 2008 at 4:17 pmItalian honeymoon redux, with kids and Mary Poppins-style nanny.
Ellen says
May 27, 2008 at 4:32 pmEurope, Russia, Machu Pichu, California – not in that order, though.
Adrienne says
May 27, 2008 at 4:38 pmCruise around the world, ok the family can come too.
Swirl Girl says
May 27, 2008 at 4:39 pmthe body i used to have stuffed in a bikini
Jerk says
May 27, 2008 at 4:45 pmTour across the USA starting in Philly with a cheesesteak..
Kirsten says
May 27, 2008 at 4:46 pmRoom service delivered by canoe to overwater bungalow, Bora Bora.
Susan says
May 27, 2008 at 4:52 pmWhite sand, blue water, hammock and Elisabeth building sand castles.
Jill says
May 27, 2008 at 4:54 pmSip vino on European balcony overlooking cobblestone street with hubby.
Fairly Odd Mother says
May 27, 2008 at 4:56 pmFull Time Nanny, Villa with Maid Service, Cute Pool Boy.
krg says
May 27, 2008 at 4:58 pmgod, you guys are so smart and funny and sexstarved!
Dharmamama says
May 27, 2008 at 5:25 pmEverything I’ve wanted to see: Grand Canyon, West Coast… Bossy.
Sarah says
May 27, 2008 at 5:35 pmItaly, Italy, Italy, Italy, Italy, Italy, Italy, Italy, Italy and (does that count?) Italy
aliaspice says
May 27, 2008 at 5:54 pmAlaska. Bear and moose and mountain. Eating salmon and junk.
Shamelessly Sassy says
May 27, 2008 at 6:28 pmSpend every free moment of my day working on novel.
Susan says
May 27, 2008 at 6:30 pm7-Day Disney Cruise. We’re going but can’t afford it.
Raz says
May 27, 2008 at 6:33 pmI’ve always been pretty rubbish at this 10-word thing, but here we go…
Miami with my friends, but Glastonbury is good for now.
I hope the party went well.
Just Jamie says
May 27, 2008 at 6:38 pmPersonal Chef staying out of the way of Personal Masseuse.
Amy says
May 27, 2008 at 6:39 pmCan afford many but husband in Afghanistan, sadly no vacation.
Meg says
May 27, 2008 at 6:41 pmWeeks without wondering whether kids have drowned in the pool.
Mr Farty says
May 27, 2008 at 6:48 pmLord of the Rings New Zealand tour – with real Hobbits.
Lisa says
May 27, 2008 at 6:58 pmgoing nowhere, sleeping in, wearing pjs all day, no phone.
Rooth says
May 27, 2008 at 7:13 pmRound
The
World
Cruise
as a
size 6
of course!
jp says
May 27, 2008 at 7:15 pmBuy House in Nantucket, invite all, stay forever, Hubby Retires!!!
Kelley says
May 27, 2008 at 7:16 pmme, vat of molten chocolate, Eudardo the pool boy, bliss.
islaygirl says
May 27, 2008 at 7:32 pmmustique island all to myself and dreamboat + servants.
Barbara says
May 27, 2008 at 7:33 pmGolf in Bermuda. No Husband. No Kid. No dog. Yesssssssssss.
Terri says
May 27, 2008 at 7:45 pmCruising around the world alone ok maybe take sister maybe
Stimey says
May 27, 2008 at 7:53 pmNanny. Nanny. Nanny. Nanny. Nanny. Nanny. Nanny. Nanny. Nanny. Nanny.
Barb @ getupandplay says
May 27, 2008 at 8:12 pmItalian villa, French chateau, Swiss chalet, German castle, English cottage.
Maria R says
May 27, 2008 at 8:28 pmIndia, my family, the Taj, flea markets, sunsets in Goa.
kj says
May 27, 2008 at 8:30 pmcamping at state park–gas too high to get there
Joanie says
May 27, 2008 at 8:34 pmNot going to work one single day the whole summer.
Tanis says
May 27, 2008 at 8:45 pmTuscany for the summer
Mrs. Who says
May 27, 2008 at 9:05 pmI see the Eiffel Tower when standing on my balcony.
Amy says
May 27, 2008 at 9:11 pmHere’s ten words for ya:
If it cost a dime to shit, I’d hafta fart.
(I don’t even think about vacations anymore.)
Suze says
May 27, 2008 at 9:22 pmAnywhere but here with alcohol and no freakin alarm clocks.
10 words exactly, awesome.
Irene says
May 27, 2008 at 9:59 pmDriving backroads in Europe with my just hubby and me.
Swistle says
May 27, 2008 at 10:03 pmStaying here by myself while everyone else goes somewhere else.
Claire in CA, USA says
May 27, 2008 at 10:59 pmDitto was vuboq said (the first comment).
Hula Hank says
May 27, 2008 at 11:07 pmForever Long First Class, Five Star Around The World Tour.
caren k. says
May 27, 2008 at 11:56 pmtrip around the world with hubby, daughter and much money!
Wow!
Pete Dunn says
May 27, 2008 at 11:57 pmI’m starting to think some people can’t count to ten.
Pete Dunn says
May 28, 2008 at 12:00 amOh, I forgot to say… I’d like to fly anywhere.
Denise says
May 28, 2008 at 12:48 amA villa in Italy. With lotsa lotsa wine.
tj says
May 28, 2008 at 2:00 amSpend
Autumn
In
A
Bed
And
Breakfast
In
New
England
:o)
Moi says
May 28, 2008 at 2:17 amA spa in Hawaii … a cafe on the Champs Elysees
Mrs. G. says
May 28, 2008 at 2:28 amPalatial Italian Villa, soaking up rays with recently widowed George Clooney.
Cheri @ Blog This Mom! says
May 28, 2008 at 2:37 amAround the world in eighty days and then start again.
becky in Seattle says
May 28, 2008 at 2:47 amtropical beach
anywhere warm water
not Washington coast
brrrr
sigh
Betsey says
May 28, 2008 at 6:26 amfifty foot yacht with crew all summer in tropics – bliss!
Jacki says
May 28, 2008 at 7:14 amThree months traveling around Italy, Greece, and the French Riviera.
Di says
May 28, 2008 at 7:19 amUninterrupted play time. Girlfriends. Golf. Wine. Beach. Fine dining. Laughs.
Tara says
May 28, 2008 at 8:25 amJamaica, cabana boy, fruity drinks, lounging with my best girl.
ms ellie says
May 28, 2008 at 8:33 ambeach house, good friends, cook, maid, great babysitter, umbrella cocktails.
Jeri says
May 28, 2008 at 10:31 amthe ocean, warm sand, and a margarita in my hand
Surcie says
May 28, 2008 at 10:52 amIn Lahaina, Maui, eating the best seafood and tropical fruit.
OR
In a boat at dusk, cruising the lakes of Seattle
(Okay, now I’m weeping.)
Amy in NJ says
May 28, 2008 at 10:55 ammy husband, me, Tuscan hills, Rome, wine, bread, no kids
Elaine says
May 28, 2008 at 11:09 amMediterranean cruise, Greek food, lots of wine, water and sunshine
Jean says
May 28, 2008 at 12:55 pmI think it should remind you of our freedom and the men and woman who are currently deployed.
Peace out.
courtneyryan369 says
May 28, 2008 at 2:10 pmany
that
doesn’t
involves
paying
for
a
place
to
stay!
(luckily i have friends in some great locals to visit.)
K says
May 28, 2008 at 5:09 pmPrivate time with husband: not the money, it’s the kids.
Evolving says
May 28, 2008 at 7:28 pmNot having to get another job before leaving for Paris.
Getting a job in Paris now, instead of in August.
Organizing Bossy’s closets while up in her ‘hood this summer?
— I can’t believe I missed more than one ten word Tuesday. I love them SO SO MUCH.
Fatcat says
May 29, 2008 at 9:09 amLying on a beach while someone else cleans my house.
kady says
May 29, 2008 at 2:34 pmTahiti, Aruba, Kauai , Koh Samui – sunny islands, ends with vowels.
Dragonwing says
May 29, 2008 at 7:42 pmQuiet New England beach with good book and soft breeze
or
Quiet New England beach with nothing to do but dream
Johanna in NZ says
May 30, 2008 at 4:42 amchildren occupied elsewhere, no cooking, peace and quiet somewhere beautiful
Mommybrain says
May 30, 2008 at 12:35 pmRiver, raft, sun, son, big guy, friends, books, watercolors, watercannon.
tera says
May 30, 2008 at 5:38 pmIkies Hotel, Santorini, Greece. One month. One husband. No phones.
kaffy says
June 1, 2008 at 6:27 pmany place where depression doesn’t exist (must take dogs). sigh.
JenniB says
June 3, 2008 at 7:24 amBeach house, sunny days, happy children, big umbrella, buttered lobster.