Last night Bossy and her husband watched The Right Stuff, and enough about her husband, Bossy wants to talk about her other husbands who appeared in this 1983 Oscar-winning film.
Since Bossy has an impossible time arranging these men in order of Sexy, she will serve them up in the order they appear onscreen:
Bossy always had her eye on Sam Shepard, but she married him after his appearance in Country, a film also starring
his wife that lady Jessica Lange. Country is the story of blah blah blah foreclosure, but anyway, it features lots of denim. And some flannel.
And then Bossy and her husband Sam Shepard held a recommitment ceremony after his role in Baby Boom, which stars Diane Keaton as an advertising executive who buys a farm in Vermont after inheriting a baby and then discovers she hates Vermont even though Sam is the veterinarian in town and he likes to stand really close to her on dark roads while she changes her flat tire. Right, like that would happen. Not the flat tire part, but the not liking Vermont part even though Sam is a single veterinarian.
Next up we have him:
Bossy married Ed Harris after his appearance in Swing Shift, a movie starring Goldie Hawn as a war bride who takes a job in an airline factory during WWII, and then has an affair with coworker Kurt Russell:
Next up in The Right Stuff’s walk of Flame is Scott Glenn:
Bossy married Scott Glenn after he co-starred in Urban Cowboy with Debra Winger and Oprah’s friend.
In Urban Cowboy, Scott Glenn plays a badass rodeo cowboy who works in the local Country Western bar and maybe there was something about a prison break, a backhanded slap, and a Mezcal worm, but Bossy can’t remember those parts because:
Although not a husband, Honorable Mention goes to Bossy’s final selection of
foxes accomplished actors who star in The Tight Stuff: