Every winter it’s the same thing: Bossy is freezing and has nothing to wear. This is entirely different from her summer predicament, in which she is suffocating and has nothing to wear. Shall we begin?
First up is this turtleneck, which Bossy purchased a few years ago at H&M:
There is something vaguely familiar about the way Bossy looks when she wears this turtleneck, which she does nearly every day. Bossy flipped forward and back through her rolodex but still she couldn’t pinpoint the reference. Finally she had it:
Next up is this fashion-forward belted sweater dress, where fashion-forward equals Who Has The Remote So Bossy Can Forward To A Time When She Can Afford To Buy Warm Clothes?
And finally, Bossy has the following long underwear top that she purchased from Target, where long equals the thing she puts on when she wants something cozy to cover her arms: