Once again, i am bossy has been nominated for Best Humor Blog, and Bossy can honestly say, she hasn’t been this excited since she lost
Here’s everything you ever wanted to know about the Weblog Awards:
- They hold an open nomination on their website, and this year they received over 5,000 nominations across 49 very specific categories such as Best Very Large Blog and Best Major Blog.
- The unwieldy nomination list is then handed to twelve
rappersjudges with names like Kevin G. and Matt D., and these judges track all the blogs for one month so they get a fair sampling of content.
- The judges whittle each category down to ten
- The list of nominees is published, and reader voting begins to determine the winner.
To vote for Bossy, please push this sentence. And you can vote every
24-hours because the Weblog Awards are crooked as a rattler in a cactus patch.
Let’s check in to see how Bossy is standing up to her esteemed humor colleagues, shall we?
vuboq saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 10:15 am
Since I was snubbed (again!), I’ll throw the full force of my voting power behind you BOSSY. Good luck.
Debby saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 10:16 am
Woo hoo! I voted Bossy. Congrats on the nomination
Cat saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 10:20 am
You should win because you make me laugh everyday and that is saying something.
linda Carson saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 10:37 am
I’ll be there for you every single day, bossy. I mean it. Cause you crack me up like nobody else.
jpb saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 10:54 am
Ok, ok – I voted!
Jeez, you’re so BOSSY!
MamaMo saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 10:56 am
That just ain’t right! Bossy is WAY funnier than all those people (even though I never heard of any of the others!!)
Jenny, Bloggess saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 10:59 am
1. I’m totally the fattest of all the girls up there. You bitch.
2. It’s not that we’re not cheating. It’s that we’re not cheating enough. Let’s combine our blogs and votes and become “I am the Bloggessy”. We will totally kick the other blogs asses.
Jenny, Bloggess saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 11:02 am
I just realized we still don’t have enough votes to get on top. Let’s bring Crystal into our pyramid scheme. We’ll be “I am Bloggessy’s Boobs”.
I would totally vote for that blog.
Jeri saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 11:06 am
Bossy, I voted for you. I looked at the leader’s blog and I wasn’t impressed. You, well, you impress. Through these awards last year, I found you – and I’m happy for that.
I’ll vote for you tomorrow, too, and the next day, and the next day, and…..
Emily saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 11:30 am
Bossy, I so voted for you. With a bum like that, who can resist?
Kristi saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 11:43 am
Done! Go Bossy!
Kelly at The Glass Dragonfly saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 11:44 am
You have my vote!
MariaV saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 11:45 am
I will vote every day until the 13th for you. It is the least I can do to thank you for the laughs.
ashley saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 11:47 am
I enjoy a good rattler in a cactus patch. The excitement!! the Suspense!! But I will continue to get laughs from Bossy.
Gigi saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 11:52 am
Bossy for President!
janny226 saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 12:00 pm
I dance for Bossy! If you don’t win I’ll start my own humor awards and you’ll win, no contest.
amyp saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 12:01 pm
I voted for you. Bossy is no one trick pony.
Lisa saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 12:02 pm
you so totally rock all those other blogs, girl!!
Shayera saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 12:03 pm
I have voted for Bossy from more than one computer. So that’s 3 votes a day for you.
g saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Since last year’s awards are how I learned about Bossy, how could I NOT vote for her this year?
Jami saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Is there, maybe, a Miss Congeniality award?
I’m voting, I’m voting!
marchelle saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Ima vote for ya Bossy.
Kim saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Go Bossy Go! I will vote from every e-mail account in the house every day! By the by…. If you photo shop Patrick Swayze onto the dance floor, you would look exactly like Jennifer Grey!
Lance saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 12:28 pm
You got it hon! If only they were Angry Young Judges! (inside joke).
David saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 12:29 pm
I thought we finished up all this nonsense back on Nov 4th.
“It’s 3AM, who will you trust to make you laugh?”
“I am Bossy and I approve this shameless quest for empty validation of my genuine talent.”
Little Miss Sunshine State saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 12:48 pm
I’ve never met those other people.
The great state of Little Miss Sunshine casts her vote for BOSSY!!
Adorable Girlfriend saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Best of luck!
Reeb saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 1:25 pm
I dunno, Bossy, you get a half-demerit for REPEATING your simile about “crooked as a rattler” from last year’s pitch for votes. (You didn’t think anyone would go back and read that old one, didya?) HOWEVER, that’s 1/2 demerit out of 1000 or so. Ooh! You’re plunging ahead. Just think how poor Mom-Fob feels. And then continue to hope to WIN.
Go, David 25, for bringing this to perspective of sorts.
Domestic Goddess (in training) saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 1:42 pm
I voted for you! And you’re always a winner to us. GAG!
Regina Verow saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 1:47 pm
I voted for you! We can do it! Besides, if you win, we know you’ll have the best damn celebratory party out there. (Can I sleep on the couch with the dog?)
Baby Favorite saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 2:06 pm
I totally voted for you.
sometimessophia saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Signed. Sealed. Delivered. My bossy vote is cast!
Rah! Rah! bossy is the best!
Vote, Vote… vote on her behest.
We’re 100% behind you.
HeyJoe saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 2:37 pm
“To Diesel’s horror, Aunt Flo’s visit could not have come at a less opportune time.”
Wait, wrong blog. Sorry.
3limes saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Just so you know, I also nominated you for the best humour blog in the bloggies. You are the funniest!
Alpaca Farmgirl saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Voted for you! You’re my fav. funny lady.
jpb saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Hey, if we voted, do we get a little sticker?
I shived the geriatric poll workers with my stylus and voted 28 times(pray there’s no recount).
Mr Farty saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 4:27 pm
What happened was this: I was reading Jenny’s blog and saw there was a poll and then your name was on it so I voted for you and then I realised I couldn’t vote again until tomorrow so then I thought I’d have to wait till tomorrow to vote for Jenny but now I see I can vote from more than one computer so that’s ok.
Although “I Am Bloggessy’s Boobs” does have a certain ring to it.
karen saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Congratulations Bossy. I just threw my vote in the mix for ya’ and it looks like your little chiclet tooth has grown quite a bit today!
Lee the MWOB Queen saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 4:55 pm
I already voted today. For YOU of course. There is no other. In my eyes. Thanks for the every 24 hour news though so I will definitely vote again.
But the question is – what do you win? Enough moolah to end Bossy’s poverty posts??
Cactus Petunia saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 5:04 pm
You know I voted for ya, Bossy…but who IS this Comics Curmudgeon guy, anyway? His reviews don’t hold a candle to your Barbie movie reenactments!
meleah rebeccah saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 5:09 pm
You certainly have my vote. I think you are funnier than ALL of those other blogs COMBINED
Bush Babe saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 5:12 pm
I Know. You know. We all know Bossy rules.
Consider me Bossed Around and voting. Again.
Now just in case some other blogs have lots of readers WITH TOO MUCH TIME AND BANDWIDTH on their hands, you should prepare yourself with the following thoughts: Perhaps your fans just don’t like voting EVERY DAY for a silly contest. That is clearly ridiculous. YOUR readers have LIVES. THere are lots of excuses if you don’t happen to take the gong Bossy.
Of course, if you do get the brass ring, we KNEW you were gonna win! Heh.
Rochelle saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 5:57 pm
You’ve so got my vote. I cannot even open your blog while I’m in a meeting or else I start laughing. I don’t want to get fired 😉
Stacey Ball saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 6:13 pm
I voted! I took a gander at the other blogs too and I don’t know what is so funny about them. I’ll take a bossy read everyday over those other fools.
CRYSTAL saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 6:47 pm
I agree with her shiznitness, The Bloggess.
You are so much funner at whoring than I am.
Sparx saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Okay Boss, voted and you’re over 600 votes already so doing way good!
Deborah Non Blogger saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 8:20 pm
We hear and vote.
3rd at 10.4%.
Good grief is that other site (not to be named) paying people?!!
Lisa Paul saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 8:48 pm
I’ll vote early and often for Bossy. But why vote? Can’t I just put a call in to Rod Blagojevich? Couldn’t he buy the award for you?
hana saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Is that blond backside in the first picture Bossy?
Because looking at that, it brings the following line in mind.
“No one puts Bossy in a corner!”
Thomas saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 10:56 pm
A lurker comes out of the closet.
MMGL lends you a boost.
sha saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 11:19 pm
I voted! Same as last year.
Victoria saysJanuary 6, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Oh, but we loves you so!
Linda saysJanuary 7, 2009 at 12:22 am
Got my vote in.
Is that a hospital bracelet? In the picture.
Linda saysJanuary 7, 2009 at 12:22 am
oh, never mind. I see everyone is wearing one.
Chicky Chicky Baby saysJanuary 7, 2009 at 10:04 am
Oh fer chrissake. Fine, I’ll vote for you. Jaysus Christ. But only because you posted a picture of your butt. Fer chrissake.
kidsmom saysJanuary 7, 2009 at 10:39 am
Nice Tuchas, Bossy.
Shelley saysJanuary 7, 2009 at 12:23 pm
I’m totally voting for you every day, Bossy! I’m voting for you at home and then voting for Diesel at work, because I really like both of you. And I must say, Diesel looks quite lovely as Miss Wangchuy-Talmo. You are one talented Photoshopper! Although I’ll bet he dresses like that at home…
kate saysJanuary 8, 2009 at 1:53 am
how may i pimp bossy on my blog? i would like to have my seven readers go and vote for you. because, surely, seven should do the trick.
seriously, will you email me and i’ll put on a sentence to push to vote for bossy?
mn saysJanuary 8, 2009 at 8:27 pm
is that you in the picture dancing…if it is, looking good!
Reeb saysJanuary 8, 2009 at 8:57 pm
I just realized this came out on Tuesday. The day formerly known as Ten-word Tuesday.
Life with Kaishon saysJanuary 10, 2009 at 9:35 pm
I will vote for you every single day until the end : ).
Barb@getupandplay saysJanuary 11, 2009 at 2:01 am
I voted for you. Just thought you should know that I care.