Once again, i am bossy has been nominated for Best Humor Blog, and Bossy can honestly say, she hasn’t been this excited since she lost
last year.
Here’s everything you ever wanted to know about the Weblog Awards:
- They hold an open nomination on their website, and this year they received over 5,000 nominations across 49 very specific categories such as Best Very Large Blog and Best Major Blog.
- The unwieldy nomination list is then handed to twelve
rappersjudges with names like Kevin G. and Matt D., and these judges track all the blogs for one month so they get a fair sampling of content. - The judges whittle each category down to ten
whoresnominees. - The list of nominees is published, and reader voting begins to determine the winner.
To vote for Bossy, please push this sentence. And you can vote every
24-hours because the Weblog Awards are crooked as a rattler in a cactus patch.
Let’s check in to see how Bossy is standing up to her esteemed humor colleagues, shall we?
vuboq says
January 6, 2009 at 10:15 amSince I was snubbed (again!), I’ll throw the full force of my voting power behind you BOSSY. Good luck.
Debby says
January 6, 2009 at 10:16 amWoo hoo! I voted Bossy. Congrats on the nomination
Cat says
January 6, 2009 at 10:20 amYou should win because you make me laugh everyday and that is saying something.
linda Carson says
January 6, 2009 at 10:37 amI’ll be there for you every single day, bossy. I mean it. Cause you crack me up like nobody else.
jpb says
January 6, 2009 at 10:54 amOk, ok – I voted!
Jeez, you’re so BOSSY!
MamaMo says
January 6, 2009 at 10:56 amThat just ain’t right! Bossy is WAY funnier than all those people (even though I never heard of any of the others!!)
Jenny, Bloggess says
January 6, 2009 at 10:59 am1. I’m totally the fattest of all the girls up there. You bitch.
2. It’s not that we’re not cheating. It’s that we’re not cheating enough. Let’s combine our blogs and votes and become “I am the Bloggessy”. We will totally kick the other blogs asses.
Jenny, Bloggess says
January 6, 2009 at 11:02 amI just realized we still don’t have enough votes to get on top. Let’s bring Crystal into our pyramid scheme. We’ll be “I am Bloggessy’s Boobs”.
I would totally vote for that blog.
Jeri says
January 6, 2009 at 11:06 amBossy, I voted for you. I looked at the leader’s blog and I wasn’t impressed. You, well, you impress. Through these awards last year, I found you – and I’m happy for that.
I’ll vote for you tomorrow, too, and the next day, and the next day, and…..
Emily says
January 6, 2009 at 11:30 amBossy, I so voted for you. With a bum like that, who can resist?
Kristi says
January 6, 2009 at 11:43 amDone! Go Bossy!
Kelly at The Glass Dragonfly says
January 6, 2009 at 11:44 amYou have my vote!
MariaV says
January 6, 2009 at 11:45 amI will vote every day until the 13th for you. It is the least I can do to thank you for the laughs.
ashley says
January 6, 2009 at 11:47 amI enjoy a good rattler in a cactus patch. The excitement!! the Suspense!! But I will continue to get laughs from Bossy.
(also voted)
Gigi says
January 6, 2009 at 11:52 amBossy for President!
janny226 says
January 6, 2009 at 12:00 pmI dance for Bossy! If you don’t win I’ll start my own humor awards and you’ll win, no contest.
amyp says
January 6, 2009 at 12:01 pmI voted for you. Bossy is no one trick pony.
Lisa says
January 6, 2009 at 12:02 pmyou so totally rock all those other blogs, girl!!
coastal nest
Shayera says
January 6, 2009 at 12:03 pmI have voted for Bossy from more than one computer. So that’s 3 votes a day for you.
g says
January 6, 2009 at 12:03 pmSince last year’s awards are how I learned about Bossy, how could I NOT vote for her this year?
Jami says
January 6, 2009 at 12:06 pmIs there, maybe, a Miss Congeniality award?
I’m voting, I’m voting!
marchelle says
January 6, 2009 at 12:26 pmIma vote for ya Bossy.
Kim says
January 6, 2009 at 12:28 pmGo Bossy Go! I will vote from every e-mail account in the house every day! By the by…. If you photo shop Patrick Swayze onto the dance floor, you would look exactly like Jennifer Grey!
Lance says
January 6, 2009 at 12:28 pmYou got it hon! If only they were Angry Young Judges! (inside joke).
David says
January 6, 2009 at 12:29 pmI thought we finished up all this nonsense back on Nov 4th.
“It’s 3AM, who will you trust to make you laugh?”
“I am Bossy and I approve this shameless quest for empty validation of my genuine talent.”
Little Miss Sunshine State says
January 6, 2009 at 12:48 pmI’ve never met those other people.
The great state of Little Miss Sunshine casts her vote for BOSSY!!
Adorable Girlfriend says
January 6, 2009 at 1:13 pmBest of luck!
Reeb says
January 6, 2009 at 1:25 pmI dunno, Bossy, you get a half-demerit for REPEATING your simile about “crooked as a rattler” from last year’s pitch for votes. (You didn’t think anyone would go back and read that old one, didya?) HOWEVER, that’s 1/2 demerit out of 1000 or so. Ooh! You’re plunging ahead. Just think how poor Mom-Fob feels. And then continue to hope to WIN.
Go, David 25, for bringing this to perspective of sorts.
Domestic Goddess (in training) says
January 6, 2009 at 1:42 pmI voted for you! And you’re always a winner to us. GAG!
Regina Verow says
January 6, 2009 at 1:47 pmI voted for you! We can do it! Besides, if you win, we know you’ll have the best damn celebratory party out there. (Can I sleep on the couch with the dog?)
Baby Favorite says
January 6, 2009 at 2:06 pmI totally voted for you.
sometimessophia says
January 6, 2009 at 2:22 pmSigned. Sealed. Delivered. My bossy vote is cast!
Rah! Rah! bossy is the best!
Vote, Vote… vote on her behest.
We’re 100% behind you.
HeyJoe says
January 6, 2009 at 2:37 pm“To Diesel’s horror, Aunt Flo’s visit could not have come at a less opportune time.”
Wait, wrong blog. Sorry.
3limes says
January 6, 2009 at 2:57 pmJust so you know, I also nominated you for the best humour blog in the bloggies. You are the funniest!
Alpaca Farmgirl says
January 6, 2009 at 3:22 pmVoted for you! You’re my fav. funny lady.
jpb says
January 6, 2009 at 4:11 pmHey, if we voted, do we get a little sticker?
I shived the geriatric poll workers with my stylus and voted 28 times(pray there’s no recount).
Mr Farty says
January 6, 2009 at 4:27 pmWhat happened was this: I was reading Jenny’s blog and saw there was a poll and then your name was on it so I voted for you and then I realised I couldn’t vote again until tomorrow so then I thought I’d have to wait till tomorrow to vote for Jenny but now I see I can vote from more than one computer so that’s ok.
Although “I Am Bloggessy’s Boobs” does have a certain ring to it.
karen says
January 6, 2009 at 4:46 pmCongratulations Bossy. I just threw my vote in the mix for ya’ and it looks like your little chiclet tooth has grown quite a bit today!
Lee the MWOB Queen says
January 6, 2009 at 4:55 pmI already voted today. For YOU of course. There is no other. In my eyes. Thanks for the every 24 hour news though so I will definitely vote again.
But the question is – what do you win? Enough moolah to end Bossy’s poverty posts??
Cactus Petunia says
January 6, 2009 at 5:04 pmYou know I voted for ya, Bossy…but who IS this Comics Curmudgeon guy, anyway? His reviews don’t hold a candle to your Barbie movie reenactments!
meleah rebeccah says
January 6, 2009 at 5:09 pmYou certainly have my vote. I think you are funnier than ALL of those other blogs COMBINED
Bush Babe says
January 6, 2009 at 5:12 pmI Know. You know. We all know Bossy rules.
Consider me Bossed Around and voting. Again.
Now just in case some other blogs have lots of readers WITH TOO MUCH TIME AND BANDWIDTH on their hands, you should prepare yourself with the following thoughts: Perhaps your fans just don’t like voting EVERY DAY for a silly contest. That is clearly ridiculous. YOUR readers have LIVES. THere are lots of excuses if you don’t happen to take the gong Bossy.
Of course, if you do get the brass ring, we KNEW you were gonna win! Heh.
🙂
BB
Rochelle says
January 6, 2009 at 5:57 pmYou’ve so got my vote. I cannot even open your blog while I’m in a meeting or else I start laughing. I don’t want to get fired 😉
Stacey Ball says
January 6, 2009 at 6:13 pmI voted! I took a gander at the other blogs too and I don’t know what is so funny about them. I’ll take a bossy read everyday over those other fools.
CRYSTAL says
January 6, 2009 at 6:47 pmI agree with her shiznitness, The Bloggess.
You are so much funner at whoring than I am.
Sparx says
January 6, 2009 at 7:02 pmOkay Boss, voted and you’re over 600 votes already so doing way good!
Deborah Non Blogger says
January 6, 2009 at 8:20 pmWe hear and vote.
3rd at 10.4%.
Good grief is that other site (not to be named) paying people?!!
Lisa Paul says
January 6, 2009 at 8:48 pmI’ll vote early and often for Bossy. But why vote? Can’t I just put a call in to Rod Blagojevich? Couldn’t he buy the award for you?
hana says
January 6, 2009 at 9:59 pmIs that blond backside in the first picture Bossy?
Because looking at that, it brings the following line in mind.
“No one puts Bossy in a corner!”
Thomas says
January 6, 2009 at 10:56 pmA lurker comes out of the closet.
Voting commences.
MMGL lends you a boost.
sha says
January 6, 2009 at 11:19 pmI voted! Same as last year.
Victoria says
January 6, 2009 at 11:44 pmOh, but we loves you so!
Linda says
January 7, 2009 at 12:22 amGot my vote in.
Is that a hospital bracelet? In the picture.
Linda says
January 7, 2009 at 12:22 amoh, never mind. I see everyone is wearing one.
Chicky Chicky Baby says
January 7, 2009 at 10:04 amOh fer chrissake. Fine, I’ll vote for you. Jaysus Christ. But only because you posted a picture of your butt. Fer chrissake.
kidsmom says
January 7, 2009 at 10:39 amNice Tuchas, Bossy.
Shelley says
January 7, 2009 at 12:23 pmI’m totally voting for you every day, Bossy! I’m voting for you at home and then voting for Diesel at work, because I really like both of you. And I must say, Diesel looks quite lovely as Miss Wangchuy-Talmo. You are one talented Photoshopper! Although I’ll bet he dresses like that at home…
kate says
January 8, 2009 at 1:53 amhow may i pimp bossy on my blog? i would like to have my seven readers go and vote for you. because, surely, seven should do the trick.
seriously, will you email me and i’ll put on a sentence to push to vote for bossy?
mn says
January 8, 2009 at 8:27 pmis that you in the picture dancing…if it is, looking good!
Reeb says
January 8, 2009 at 8:57 pmI just realized this came out on Tuesday. The day formerly known as Ten-word Tuesday.
Life with Kaishon says
January 10, 2009 at 9:35 pmI will vote for you every single day until the end : ).
Barb@getupandplay says
January 11, 2009 at 2:01 amI voted for you. Just thought you should know that I care.