Like, real cowbells. Bossy is a little obsessed with them. This cowbell is larger than a fist and was purchased while vacationing in the Swiss Alps a handful of years ago, and hi, have you met Bossy’s debt?
In Switzerland, cows wear a bell around their neck for logistical purposes: farmers can quickly locate the herd within the mountainous terrain, which impedes the ability to find them by sight.
And Bossy just made that up. She doesn’t know why they wear cow bells, except to amuse those types who grew up on the 19th floor and have always had a thing for cows.
Bossy’s cowbells live here and there, on tabletops and stuff. Bossy was going to use them to accomplish things like calling the children to dinner, but then Bossy forgot so she screams instead. But the sight of the cowbells still make Bossy happy.
Bossy says: more cowbell.