Once upon a time in a
castle hassle far far away lived a Bossy.
And one day the princely Onlineshoes.com did something they will forever regret: they arranged a Dansko giveaway for Bossy’s readers. The next thing you know, Bossy was ordering a pair of Dansko shoes to test drive:
Bossy loved that they were Danskos, but weren’t actually clogs. And then she decided she didn’t love that they weren’t clogs.
So Bossy returned the Dansko sandals and ordered a pair of green Dansko clogs. But when they arrived she discovered they fit completely unlike her aging pair of Danskos even though they were the same size:
So Bossy got back on the phone with the very patient Onlineshoes.com and explained the manufacturing issue and Onlineshoes said no problem. And then they said problem. Because the green clogs had sold out. And so Bossy selected these:
And Onlineshoes said no problem. And then they said problem: the blue clogs were sold out in Bossy’s size. But then Onlineshoes.com suggested Bossy try the blue clogs in a different smaller size since the green pair were too large. And so the smaller blue pair were shipped out. A couple of days later Bossy noticed the green clogs were available again, and so she ordered a pair of those in a different size figuring one of the two pairs had to fit:
They didn’t. Fit. So Bossy sent the whole mess back and dialed Onlineshoes.com, who have received so many calls from Bossy, their operators now answer the company phones in this way, “Onlineshoes-dot-com, how can we help you, Bossy?”
At this point, Onlineshoes.com tells Bossy she doesn’t have to stick with Dansko, she can order any shoes she wants from their entire site Just hurry and do it woman and get out of our lives forever please thank you.
Except when they finally arrived and Bossy tried them on, they weren’t cute Mary Jane heels at all.
So then Bossy… anyone? Anyone? She phoned blah blah and they were all blah blah and Bossy explained blah blah and then she selected a different pair of Mary Jane heels: