Bleary-eyed from another sleepless night spent counting rain drops on her skylight, this was the first news story to catch Bossy’s eye this morning. Except when Bossy reads about a topless coffee shop, she pictures this:
And not this:
And so Bossy is all, No wonder the coffee shop burnt down if it had no top. In other news, look who just bumped Oprah from her number one position as Forbes’ most powerful celebrity.
Behind her and Oprah, Forbes rounded out their Top 5 celebrity list with Madonna, Beyonce, and Tiger Woods.
Tiger Woods? You mean he’s still playing, what was that, tennis?