Bleary-eyed from another sleepless night spent counting rain drops on her skylight, this was the first news story to catch Bossy’s eye this morning. Except when Bossy reads about a topless coffee shop, she pictures this:
And not this:
And so Bossy is all, No wonder the coffee shop burnt down if it had no top. In other news, look who just bumped Oprah from her number one position as Forbes’ most powerful celebrity.
Behind her and Oprah, Forbes rounded out their Top 5 celebrity list with Madonna, Beyonce, and Tiger Woods.
Tiger Woods? You mean he’s still playing, what was that, tennis?
corrie saysJune 4, 2009 at 9:41 am
Wow… four out five are women! Is is wrong to be proud?
MariaV saysJune 4, 2009 at 9:49 am
I would have put her in the top five, but I didn’t think she could beat Oprah. Who knew?
Jenn @ Juggling Life saysJune 4, 2009 at 9:57 am
This is why I don’t bother with the news; if it’s important you’ll tell me.
Gaby saysJune 4, 2009 at 10:03 am
That picture representing “topless” looks more like a picture from a scoliosis exam…yeesh.
kate saysJune 4, 2009 at 10:05 am
tiger woods? seriously?
jeri saysJune 4, 2009 at 10:14 am
I live in the Seattle area. Coffee stands, drive thru’s and shops are literally on every corner and in every grocery store. We are a coffee drinking people. Now, I work in an elementary school. We are on a corner, and on two of the corners there are drive through coffee stands. One of those stands is a nice, family friendly shop. The other, well, they advertise on the street that they are hot, sexy babes. that. wear. pasties. Did I mention this is across the street from our playground, and in the exact same parking lot, maybe 100 feet away, from a montessori school? Sometimes when business is slow, the girls go out to “solicit” some business on the street. They go stand out there holding a sign about their hot, sexy, babeness wearing a skimpy top, fishnet stockings and the tiniest of bottoms. across. the. street. from. my. school. They do this in the winter, too, but wear a hoody.
Where are their mama’s? My daughter works at a drive thru, but she is fully clothed. Thank God.
April in CT saysJune 4, 2009 at 10:40 am
We just drove past this place a couple weeks ago! I did a double take “Topless…whhaaaat??” I was going to snap a picture of it on our way back home, but we took a different route. Rats! The place was unassuming and quiet and didn’t have any sleaze factor as far as the outside was concerned.
David saysJune 4, 2009 at 10:49 am
Hey, the one I heard about has topless wait-staff of BOTH genders. I don’t drink coffee, but if they hired Zach Quinto, I might take it up.
And yes, Bossy, Tiger Woods is alive and well and making the news, just not on HGTV.
joeinvegas saysJune 4, 2009 at 11:25 am
I like your new hairdo, nice curls.
Maria saysJune 4, 2009 at 11:43 am
That topless coffee shop is in my neck of the woods. Well, sorta…like 45 min away…and I have never drove 45 minutes for coffee! GAH! But if bossy comes to Maine I’ll take you there. Because I think I heard they are gonna rebuild. If you build it they will……never mind.
Amelia saysJune 4, 2009 at 11:55 am
Jeri — I saw that place on some Food Network or Travel Channel show. Can’t remember which one. Wouldn’t want someone in booty shorts and pasties making my hot beverage. What if the pasty fell off into my drink? Blech…
jen saysJune 4, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Seriously. That woman needs to get thee to an orthopedic surgeonnery…
ScottsdaleGirl saysJune 4, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Who has a waist that small? WHO? Ugh.
Reeb saysJune 4, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Bossy, what’s the deal that you keep not sleeping?
Of course that’s like asking what’s the deal that I keep having allergies. Have tried and tried to sort it out. No clues have worked yet.
Sleeeeeeeeep, Bossy, sleeeeeeeeeeep!
Jacquie saysJune 4, 2009 at 1:31 pm
That is quite an unattractive bare back. How did she torch the place with her cloven hooves?
POD saysJune 4, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Another solution to the rain on the skylight is a pillow over the head. It’s worth not being able to breathe to get in a few hours of shut-eye while drowning out the noise from the rain.
chrissy saysJune 4, 2009 at 1:53 pm
There are several bikini-coffee-shacks here in Alaska. It’s quite disarming when you pull into one of those instead of the standard ones. I always feel like they’re going to burn their boobies making my latte.
Gail saysJune 4, 2009 at 2:15 pm
I agree with those who said the young lady pictured most likely has scoliosis. My 7 yo dd will be having her 5th surgery in July, so I know of what I speak.
That being said: who needs topless in a coffee house? Most people can’t see anything until they have their first or seventh cup anyway, so what’s the point?
Almudena saysJune 4, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Bossy’s readers (the comment making kind) make me laugh hysterically….almost as much as Bossy does. Thank you for making my day!
karen saysJune 4, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Is Bossy a late night latte drinker, like moi? Counting rain drops … it’s a sure sign. I can’t resist. About 9:00 pm or later, I must have a latte. My DoubleShot online order arrived yesterday … those fresh, toasty roasty beans. It was sooo worth it.
Is the coffee so bad that they need hooters to sell it, or is it the other way around? heh.
Cheri @ Blog This Mom! saysJune 4, 2009 at 5:20 pm
First Michael Jordan plays baseball, now this?
Cheri @ Blog This Mom! saysJune 4, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Blech. I just left a comment with sports talk. I need to go wash out my mouth with soap.
Chesapeake Bay Woman saysJune 4, 2009 at 6:33 pm
When you spot the headline about the bottomless wine bar, please let me know.
heyjoe saysJune 4, 2009 at 6:58 pm
I’ll take my coffee in that second coffee shop; hold the milk please.
THANK YOU – Try the veal!
Amber Star saysJune 4, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Does anyone but me think number 6 has had WAY too much coffee/latte/whatevers spiked with caffeine….sheesh.
Auds at Barking Mad saysJune 4, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Somewhere here in Maine a topless coffee shop just opened. Makes me wonder if it was that one? I’m too lazy to find out though.
Oh and Oprah who?
helenel saysJune 5, 2009 at 8:44 am
I hear the one in Maine does toples Christmas gift wrapping during the holidays. :^)
foolery saysJune 5, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Oprah burned down a coffee shop while topless — whaaa??
I need to knock off the caffeine. I was SO afraid to scroll down.
Bush Babe of Granite Glen saysJune 5, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Is that you in the topless photo??