These high heels. Bossy ordered them last spring when that whole Dansko debacle happened.
Bossy loves them, and she takes them out of her closet often just to admire them! And yes, that’s dust you see on Bossy’s favorite things!
The reason Bossy’s Favorite Things are admired more than worn is because Bossy is nearly 6′ tall, and she never really learned how to walk in heels. She did, however, learn how to trip and slide and hobble in heels.
It doesn’t help that every time Bossy wears her high heels, people say things like, “It should be illegal for you to wear those shoes.” Oh such confidence builders!