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heidi saysJune 3, 2010 at 8:51 am
Meg at the Members Lounge saysJune 3, 2010 at 8:53 am
Freaking. On the Floor. HILARIOUS!
WebSavvyMom saysJune 3, 2010 at 8:55 am
–>I think it could also say, “Unless you’re Leo Dicaprio, no need to apply.”
Tracy saysJune 3, 2010 at 8:58 am
What a perfect start to my morning. Hilarious. Too bad I am too old for him. I always wanted to date the man that invented the internet. Mainly though, I wanted to replace my sheep for putting me to sleep.
the 7msn ranch saysJune 3, 2010 at 9:01 am
Oh, Bossy has outdone herself. How can we make this post go viral?
chook saysJune 3, 2010 at 9:05 am
Audubon Ron saysJune 3, 2010 at 9:39 am
Men therapists will not treat other men with narcissism. It makes us nauseous on an epic scale.
RuthWells saysJune 3, 2010 at 9:46 am
BossysMom saysJune 3, 2010 at 9:59 am
He’s the only white man I’ve ever admired with a rod up his ass.
Amy in NJ saysJune 3, 2010 at 10:09 am
lol. nice work, Bossy. 🙂
Smalltown Mom saysJune 3, 2010 at 10:10 am
Bossy is a genius.
heart shaped hedges saysJune 3, 2010 at 10:10 am
Im convinced there is another woman involved….you dont just walk away from 40 years, especially after that *kiss* (LOL) on stage at the Democratic Convention.
Kris saysJune 3, 2010 at 10:18 am
OMG! I cracked my sternum laughing at this!
GrandeMocha saysJune 3, 2010 at 10:24 am
Jacqueline saysJune 3, 2010 at 10:24 am
LisaK saysJune 3, 2010 at 11:29 am
Toooo funny! Thanks.
Darcie/Surcie saysJune 3, 2010 at 11:34 am
Someone alert The Huffington Post. I’m printing this out and passing it around.
Gramps saysJune 3, 2010 at 12:10 pm
You really are “nutso”
V. saysJune 3, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Kind of mean to someone who’s turned out to be a great guy.
Cara saysJune 3, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Ohhh, you mischief!
rebekah saysJune 3, 2010 at 1:07 pm
Ouch! First time I haven’t laughed at Bossy humor. He’s an amazing visionary and I’m sad for his personal troubles.
dobes saysJune 3, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Gotta agree with rebekah. He may be a little on the awkward side, but he’s just about the only Dem who hasn’t gone center-right and has really fought for what he believes. I admire him tremendously and I’m really sorry about his divorce.
Ordinarily, though, I’m right there with Bossy.
Deedee saysJune 3, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Hey, I admire Al Gore as well and am also sad for his troubles. I am a fan of Al Gore for sure.
But this was FUNNY! It was BRILLIANT!
Cyndi B saysJune 3, 2010 at 2:15 pm
That is hilarious!! Spot on!
Jacquie saysJune 3, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Oh Al, I had such high hopes for you. Dumbass.
ruth saysJune 3, 2010 at 3:27 pm
FREAKIN Brill Bossy. ^5
Ariel saysJune 3, 2010 at 4:05 pm
Well, It’s too bad I’m TOO OLD for him, since I’m clearly ancient at the age of THIRTY.
Dirty old bastard!
I just keep coming back and laughing at this.
amy MacDougall saysJune 3, 2010 at 6:25 pm
heart shaped hedges: I believe you are right on, just a matter of time before that story comes out. It’s a news headliners’s dream: “Tipper Freezes Al out of Marriage” “Tipper Heats Up About Al’s New Hot Woman” and, written over a blurry picture of someone who looks like Al and a young woman wearing giant sunglasses: “Al’s New Babe is Tipper’s Inconvenient Truth”
Dara saysJune 3, 2010 at 6:29 pm
muhahahahahahahahahahahaha! I’d buy that for a dollar!
Andrea saysJune 3, 2010 at 6:33 pm
Hi larious. Hi larious. Hi larious. “Religion: Only when campaigning.” Too good.
BossysMom saysJune 3, 2010 at 6:40 pm
you guys are cynical, holy cow. Even IF there is someone else, for him, for her….so what. They’ve been married for a good long lifetime. They are good people.
We puritans need to lighten up.
ShallowGal saysJune 3, 2010 at 8:16 pm
What has 2 thumbs and is making the biggest mistake of his life? That guy.
Cupcake Murphy saysJune 3, 2010 at 8:29 pm
He’s Mister Square Face. But a square that’s mushy like a worn out sofa. But also: this is so funny it made me paralyzed and then after I regained feeling in my limbs I fainted. Bossy should get the Nobel for this piece ‘o genius.
Joie saysJune 3, 2010 at 8:29 pm
I like Al Gore. But Bossy is a comedienne and she has created a great piece here.
The Domestic Goddess saysJune 3, 2010 at 8:37 pm
That is so fecking funny I spit out my drink before I drank it. Well done, Bossy.
bossy's friend martha saysJune 3, 2010 at 8:59 pm
Al Gore is great, I do love him BUT I also love a good laugh. Hysterical!
runnergirl saysJune 3, 2010 at 9:51 pm
should put in his “profile” that he wants a woman who can get a prius up to 100mph. Brilliant, Bossy, Brilliant!!! 🙂
Julie @ The Mom Slant saysJune 4, 2010 at 12:49 am
That first picture? It’s like he’s doing “I shoulda had a V-8.”
Bridget saysJune 4, 2010 at 8:08 am
SO funny! I think it’s clear that everyone (unless you’re ultra conservative) likes the guy – we all need humor in our lives! Even Al!
dgm saysJune 4, 2010 at 8:58 am
Hilarious, Bossy! I tried to click on “See more like him,” but dammit, it wasn’t working.
V. saysJune 4, 2010 at 9:25 am
Thank you, Bossy’s mom.
km saysJune 4, 2010 at 11:11 am
Big Gore fan (should that be fan of Big Gore), liked them as a couple. Best president we never had etc. and that ad is hilarious……
Gail K. saysJune 4, 2010 at 11:29 am
Just what I needed on the 2nd day of summer vacation for the kids!
I bow to your brilliance and I can’t believe you haven’t been picked to do the talk show circuit. Then you can talk about you and (Harrison) Ford!
foolery saysJune 4, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Never a big fan of his but the break-up of a 40-year marriage is sad no matter what, or why. Not laughing at Al’s expense — laughing at BOSSY’s extreme wit. “Facial hair grown for spite” FOR THE WIN!
MomZombie saysJune 4, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Wow, if I were a single gal I’d go for a piece of the beyond-white Al. Where to begin? How about ‘rod up thy arse.’
dobes saysJune 4, 2010 at 2:12 pm
“We Puritans need to lighten up.”
Amen, Bossy’s Mom. Bless you!
Bev saysJune 4, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Oh yeah…this may be your best of the best…and you have many bests!
NellyFrittata saysJune 4, 2010 at 6:39 pm
I agree with Bossy’s Mom. Of course, I *always* agree with Bossy’s Mom because she is always right on!
Chrissy saysJune 4, 2010 at 11:49 pm
When I was a wee girl in Knoxville, TN Al Gore was our fine ass state senator. He was realllllly hot back then, and one bright Saturday my family and I trekked to nearby Sevierville (home of Dolly Parton) to see a parade that he was in – my parents really like Al Gore a lot even then, I recall. Anyway, up he rides on this huge float with a basket of Jolly Ranchers, and I went up to him and he gave me a watermelon one – my favorite. I said, “Thank you Senator Gore!” in a sickening sweet E. TN accent and he said, “Why you’re welcome.” in his nice voice. I’m hoping he remembers this and comes calling, even though I’m married and he’s now a little squashy. He looked like this then: http://www.elrst.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/al-gore.jpg
Miss Britt saysJune 5, 2010 at 12:56 pm
The picture Chrissy linked to is my new screensaver. Rawr.
hana saysJune 6, 2010 at 12:27 am
You forgot to photoshop out his wedding ring in that Bossy way!
KathyB saysJune 6, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Hilarious treatment of a sad piece of news. Thank you, Bossy. Needed that.
I will always remember fondly Al’s appearance on SNL where he sat in th West Wing tv show’s Oval Office and dreamed or something. Probably would appreciate your work too.
Saucy saysJune 7, 2010 at 10:07 am
Word on the street is that he asked for a divorce at the end of a dramatic 58 minute slide show detailing their differences. He called in “An Irreconcilable Truth.”
Irrene saysJune 8, 2010 at 7:52 am
Thanks for this!Twas a great way to start my morning.
Deb Rox saysJune 9, 2010 at 3:34 pm
I’m so late to say this, sorry, but BRILLZ Bossy! Also, please link to Tipper’s profile when you find it, please. I might have to listen to my music on the downlow, but she kind of strikes me as using that a cover-up for her wild streak. Maybe.
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