What a perfect start to my morning. Hilarious. Too bad I am too old for him. I always wanted to date the man that invented the internet. Mainly though, I wanted to replace my sheep for putting me to sleep.
Im convinced there is another woman involved….you dont just walk away from 40 years, especially after that *kiss* (LOL) on stage at the Democratic Convention.
Gotta agree with rebekah. He may be a little on the awkward side, but he’s just about the only Dem who hasn’t gone center-right and has really fought for what he believes. I admire him tremendously and I’m really sorry about his divorce.
Well, It’s too bad I’m TOO OLD for him, since I’m clearly ancient at the age of THIRTY.
Dirty old bastard!
LOL.
I just keep coming back and laughing at this.
heart shaped hedges: I believe you are right on, just a matter of time before that story comes out. It’s a news headliners’s dream: “Tipper Freezes Al out of Marriage” “Tipper Heats Up About Al’s New Hot Woman” and, written over a blurry picture of someone who looks like Al and a young woman wearing giant sunglasses: “Al’s New Babe is Tipper’s Inconvenient Truth”
you guys are cynical, holy cow. Even IF there is someone else, for him, for her….so what. They’ve been married for a good long lifetime. They are good people.
We puritans need to lighten up.
He’s Mister Square Face. But a square that’s mushy like a worn out sofa. But also: this is so funny it made me paralyzed and then after I regained feeling in my limbs I fainted. Bossy should get the Nobel for this piece ‘o genius.
Never a big fan of his but the break-up of a 40-year marriage is sad no matter what, or why. Not laughing at Al’s expense — laughing at BOSSY’s extreme wit. “Facial hair grown for spite” FOR THE WIN!
When I was a wee girl in Knoxville, TN Al Gore was our fine ass state senator. He was realllllly hot back then, and one bright Saturday my family and I trekked to nearby Sevierville (home of Dolly Parton) to see a parade that he was in – my parents really like Al Gore a lot even then, I recall. Anyway, up he rides on this huge float with a basket of Jolly Ranchers, and I went up to him and he gave me a watermelon one – my favorite. I said, “Thank you Senator Gore!” in a sickening sweet E. TN accent and he said, “Why you’re welcome.” in his nice voice. I’m hoping he remembers this and comes calling, even though I’m married and he’s now a little squashy. He looked like this then: http://www.elrst.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/al-gore.jpg
Hilarious treatment of a sad piece of news. Thank you, Bossy. Needed that.
I will always remember fondly Al’s appearance on SNL where he sat in th West Wing tv show’s Oval Office and dreamed or something. Probably would appreciate your work too.
Word on the street is that he asked for a divorce at the end of a dramatic 58 minute slide show detailing their differences. He called in “An Irreconcilable Truth.”
I’m so late to say this, sorry, but BRILLZ Bossy! Also, please link to Tipper’s profile when you find it, please. I might have to listen to my music on the downlow, but she kind of strikes me as using that a cover-up for her wild streak. Maybe.
heidi says
June 3, 2010 at 8:51 amomgROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meg at the Members Lounge says
June 3, 2010 at 8:53 amFreaking. On the Floor. HILARIOUS!
WebSavvyMom says
June 3, 2010 at 8:55 am–>I think it could also say, “Unless you’re Leo Dicaprio, no need to apply.”
Tracy says
June 3, 2010 at 8:58 amWhat a perfect start to my morning. Hilarious. Too bad I am too old for him. I always wanted to date the man that invented the internet. Mainly though, I wanted to replace my sheep for putting me to sleep.
the 7msn ranch says
June 3, 2010 at 9:01 amOh, Bossy has outdone herself. How can we make this post go viral?
chook says
June 3, 2010 at 9:05 amthat’s PFF.
Audubon Ron says
June 3, 2010 at 9:39 amMen therapists will not treat other men with narcissism. It makes us nauseous on an epic scale.
RuthWells says
June 3, 2010 at 9:46 amFookin’ brilliant!
BossysMom says
June 3, 2010 at 9:59 amHe’s the only white man I’ve ever admired with a rod up his ass.
funny post.
Amy in NJ says
June 3, 2010 at 10:09 amlol. nice work, Bossy. 🙂
Smalltown Mom says
June 3, 2010 at 10:10 amBossy is a genius.
heart shaped hedges says
June 3, 2010 at 10:10 amIm convinced there is another woman involved….you dont just walk away from 40 years, especially after that *kiss* (LOL) on stage at the Democratic Convention.
Kris says
June 3, 2010 at 10:18 amOMG! I cracked my sternum laughing at this!
GrandeMocha says
June 3, 2010 at 10:24 amBrilliant!
Jacqueline says
June 3, 2010 at 10:24 amHahahahahahaha
LisaK says
June 3, 2010 at 11:29 amToooo funny! Thanks.
Darcie/Surcie says
June 3, 2010 at 11:34 amSomeone alert The Huffington Post. I’m printing this out and passing it around.
Gramps says
June 3, 2010 at 12:10 pmYou really are “nutso”
But brilliant
V. says
June 3, 2010 at 12:13 pmKind of mean to someone who’s turned out to be a great guy.
Cara says
June 3, 2010 at 1:03 pmOhhh, you mischief!
rebekah says
June 3, 2010 at 1:07 pmOuch! First time I haven’t laughed at Bossy humor. He’s an amazing visionary and I’m sad for his personal troubles.
dobes says
June 3, 2010 at 1:17 pmGotta agree with rebekah. He may be a little on the awkward side, but he’s just about the only Dem who hasn’t gone center-right and has really fought for what he believes. I admire him tremendously and I’m really sorry about his divorce.
Ordinarily, though, I’m right there with Bossy.
Deedee says
June 3, 2010 at 2:12 pmHey, I admire Al Gore as well and am also sad for his troubles. I am a fan of Al Gore for sure.
But this was FUNNY! It was BRILLIANT!
Cyndi B says
June 3, 2010 at 2:15 pmThat is hilarious!! Spot on!
Jacquie says
June 3, 2010 at 2:40 pmOh Al, I had such high hopes for you. Dumbass.
ruth says
June 3, 2010 at 3:27 pmFREAKIN Brill Bossy. ^5
Rooth
Ariel says
June 3, 2010 at 4:05 pmWell, It’s too bad I’m TOO OLD for him, since I’m clearly ancient at the age of THIRTY.
Dirty old bastard!
LOL.
I just keep coming back and laughing at this.
amy MacDougall says
June 3, 2010 at 6:25 pmheart shaped hedges: I believe you are right on, just a matter of time before that story comes out. It’s a news headliners’s dream: “Tipper Freezes Al out of Marriage” “Tipper Heats Up About Al’s New Hot Woman” and, written over a blurry picture of someone who looks like Al and a young woman wearing giant sunglasses: “Al’s New Babe is Tipper’s Inconvenient Truth”
Dara says
June 3, 2010 at 6:29 pmmuhahahahahahahahahahahaha! I’d buy that for a dollar!
Andrea says
June 3, 2010 at 6:33 pmHi larious. Hi larious. Hi larious. “Religion: Only when campaigning.” Too good.
BossysMom says
June 3, 2010 at 6:40 pmyou guys are cynical, holy cow. Even IF there is someone else, for him, for her….so what. They’ve been married for a good long lifetime. They are good people.
We puritans need to lighten up.
ShallowGal says
June 3, 2010 at 8:16 pmWhat has 2 thumbs and is making the biggest mistake of his life? That guy.
Cupcake Murphy says
June 3, 2010 at 8:29 pmHe’s Mister Square Face. But a square that’s mushy like a worn out sofa. But also: this is so funny it made me paralyzed and then after I regained feeling in my limbs I fainted. Bossy should get the Nobel for this piece ‘o genius.
Joie says
June 3, 2010 at 8:29 pmI like Al Gore. But Bossy is a comedienne and she has created a great piece here.
The Domestic Goddess says
June 3, 2010 at 8:37 pmThat is so fecking funny I spit out my drink before I drank it. Well done, Bossy.
bossy's friend martha says
June 3, 2010 at 8:59 pmAl Gore is great, I do love him BUT I also love a good laugh. Hysterical!
runnergirl says
June 3, 2010 at 9:51 pmshould put in his “profile” that he wants a woman who can get a prius up to 100mph. Brilliant, Bossy, Brilliant!!! 🙂
Julie @ The Mom Slant says
June 4, 2010 at 12:49 amThat first picture? It’s like he’s doing “I shoulda had a V-8.”
Bridget says
June 4, 2010 at 8:08 amSO funny! I think it’s clear that everyone (unless you’re ultra conservative) likes the guy – we all need humor in our lives! Even Al!
dgm says
June 4, 2010 at 8:58 amHilarious, Bossy! I tried to click on “See more like him,” but dammit, it wasn’t working.
V. says
June 4, 2010 at 9:25 amThank you, Bossy’s mom.
km says
June 4, 2010 at 11:11 amBig Gore fan (should that be fan of Big Gore), liked them as a couple. Best president we never had etc. and that ad is hilarious……
Gail K. says
June 4, 2010 at 11:29 amJust what I needed on the 2nd day of summer vacation for the kids!
I bow to your brilliance and I can’t believe you haven’t been picked to do the talk show circuit. Then you can talk about you and (Harrison) Ford!
foolery says
June 4, 2010 at 12:01 pmNever a big fan of his but the break-up of a 40-year marriage is sad no matter what, or why. Not laughing at Al’s expense — laughing at BOSSY’s extreme wit. “Facial hair grown for spite” FOR THE WIN!
MomZombie says
June 4, 2010 at 2:06 pmWow, if I were a single gal I’d go for a piece of the beyond-white Al. Where to begin? How about ‘rod up thy arse.’
dobes says
June 4, 2010 at 2:12 pm“We Puritans need to lighten up.”
Amen, Bossy’s Mom. Bless you!
Bev says
June 4, 2010 at 2:17 pmOh yeah…this may be your best of the best…and you have many bests!
NellyFrittata says
June 4, 2010 at 6:39 pmI agree with Bossy’s Mom. Of course, I *always* agree with Bossy’s Mom because she is always right on!
Chrissy says
June 4, 2010 at 11:49 pmWhen I was a wee girl in Knoxville, TN Al Gore was our fine ass state senator. He was realllllly hot back then, and one bright Saturday my family and I trekked to nearby Sevierville (home of Dolly Parton) to see a parade that he was in – my parents really like Al Gore a lot even then, I recall. Anyway, up he rides on this huge float with a basket of Jolly Ranchers, and I went up to him and he gave me a watermelon one – my favorite. I said, “Thank you Senator Gore!” in a sickening sweet E. TN accent and he said, “Why you’re welcome.” in his nice voice. I’m hoping he remembers this and comes calling, even though I’m married and he’s now a little squashy. He looked like this then: http://www.elrst.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/al-gore.jpg
Miss Britt says
June 5, 2010 at 12:56 pmThe picture Chrissy linked to is my new screensaver. Rawr.
hana says
June 6, 2010 at 12:27 amYou forgot to photoshop out his wedding ring in that Bossy way!
KathyB says
June 6, 2010 at 12:01 pmHilarious treatment of a sad piece of news. Thank you, Bossy. Needed that.
I will always remember fondly Al’s appearance on SNL where he sat in th West Wing tv show’s Oval Office and dreamed or something. Probably would appreciate your work too.
Saucy says
June 7, 2010 at 10:07 amWord on the street is that he asked for a divorce at the end of a dramatic 58 minute slide show detailing their differences. He called in “An Irreconcilable Truth.”
Irrene says
June 8, 2010 at 7:52 amThanks for this!Twas a great way to start my morning.
Deb Rox says
June 9, 2010 at 3:34 pmI’m so late to say this, sorry, but BRILLZ Bossy! Also, please link to Tipper’s profile when you find it, please. I might have to listen to my music on the downlow, but she kind of strikes me as using that a cover-up for her wild streak. Maybe.
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