See her? It’s Rachel Zoe, and Bossy had this fabulous post all written today about Rachel Zoe and her ridiculous newsletters. And it was the funniest thing Bossy has ever written. And Bossy can tell you that now, with confidence, because you will never be able to read it.
Not only was the post funny, it was perfectly on time, which means the East Coasters who rise at six in the morning would’ve had a fresh post awaiting them — and the West Coasters who arise at three, and even those people who awake at midnight and other hours like ten and four and seven, all of that, you would have been able to read this amazing Bossy post which featured items like this:
And it had other things like this, and sister mercy the joke Bossy made about fossils? Hilarious!
And you wouldn’t believe the way Bossy tied it all together with this:
But now Bossy is too heartsick to rewrite the post which was the best ever. And speaking of heartsick, you may wonder why this best ever post was eaten by WordPress — and you may wonder what WordPress even is.
WordPress is this place that houses blog material, even though it’s not a place and it doesn’t really house anything. WordPress is Bossy’s blog host, even though it’s not actually a host. So every day, or is that everyday, Bossy goes to this (not) place to write a post, even if when Bossy says every day she actually means the very late night following a Flyers game.
Do you understand?
And last night Bossy did exactly this, except when she woke up this morning, poised to hit publish, where hit isn’t really hitting but rather pressing a link, suddenly her blog post reverted to a very unfinished version from last night.
Also, Bossy’s frustration has nothing to do with the fact that last night Bossy never once bothered to hit save draft, and it has nothing to do with the fact that Bossy no longer backs up her work. Because backing up your work and saving it as draft are so first child, and Bossy has been at this long enough to treat her blog like a second or even a fourth or ninth child.
Oh, and it may interest you to know Bossy did try to rewrite this amazing post word for word. Yes. Following the events of this morning, she packed up her computer and her power cord and her headphones and her camera card and her lost mind and she went to the sweet little coffeehouse in Bossy’s neighborhood, and there she rewrote her post.
No she didn’t, because they had no internet this morning.
So please excuse Bossy for this late, empty post. It would have been terrific. Also, there’s a possibility it wasn’t WordPress’ fault. The end.