On Day four hundred and twenty of Bossy’s fine blog She woke from a sleep, tripped over her dog, She poured some hot coffee and splashed it with liquor Then walked to her desk and she joined up with Flickr. Why it took her so long she could never explain Perhaps it’s lead paint colorwashed…
bossy does dr. seuss
Because It’s Bathing Suit Time Again.
So you want to lose weight and you want it done right You have tried all before but your pants are still tight And you want something different, a plan less obtuse Well here’s food for thought, from me: Dr Seuss. If you’d like to look crazy, anorexic, and tarty Like Renée Zellwegger and Calista…
Because Bossy Has Nothing Better To Do Than Set Her Shutters To Verse.
Bossy had some free time — two hours or more So she went to her church: A nearby paint store And returned home to tackle her hideous shutters When she saw the new color her heart went a-flutter. (Bossy couldn’t find a rhyme for Cardiac Arrest) She began with the shutter opposite her front door…