In a small town named Sandwich in the year ‘96 A wee pill was born to stiffen limp dicks Smooth muscles relax with this penile riser Which costs ten bucks a pill and is packaged by Pfizer. Although no pill could help Bob Dole win that election The blue diamond pill helped him win an…
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All Bossy Wants For Christmas Is 114,000 Viewers A Day.
Twas the night before Christmas When on Bossy’s Blog Not a creature was stirring – except for that rodent thingy that everyone thinks is actually a rat who frolicks under Bossy’s bureau. The stockings were hung by the hard drive with care In hopes that St. Nick has some stuffer gifts to share – because…
ADVICE OF THE DAY – Don’t Get Me Started About Anna Nicole Smith, I already Have God-Awful Agita.
Almost eight days ago Bossy woke with a start She felt like a weight had dropped onto her heart A crazy burning-like pain completed the picture Of Bossy’s terrible horrible esophagus stricture. “It will be gone once I wake up,” Naïve Bossy thought. She took all the Tums that her nice husband brought But alas…