While some people reap the benefits of discovering the Virgin Mary in a vat of dark chocolate, Bossy’s luck has always been along the lines of finding the shroud of Mr. Toad in her bathtub drain. Thanks to seasonal hair loss and an antiquated U-trap, Bossy’s bathroom is a prolific source of amusement. Occasionally Bossy…
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Where Is Bossy’s Brother Raul Now That She Really Needs Him?
Bossy doesn’t actually have a 76-year-old brother named Raul. Fidel Castro does. But if Bossy did have a 76-year-old brother Raul, she would insist he take over as President of Cuba contest official because readers reader? Have you ever tried to write over 150 contestant names on microscopic scraps of paper that you ripped with…
A Very Bossy Contest. The Birthday Edition.
A few weeks ago Bossy celebrated her birthday, where celebrated equals painting the underside of greasy kitchen cabinets and then falling asleep watching Elizabeth: The Golden Age. So now Bossy is a year older and readers reader? Bossy embraces her advancing age like she embraces the reading glasses she must now wear to cut her…